Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Some half-dozen men were restraining the impetuosity of one of the
balloons, which was completely filled, and had the car already
attached; and as rumours had gone abroad that a Lord was ‘going up,’
the crowd were more than usually anxious and talkative. There was one
little man in faded black, with a dirty face and a rusty black
neckerchief with a red border, tied in a narrow wisp round his neck,
who entered into conversation with everybody, and had something to say
upon every remark that was made within his hearing. He was standing
with his arms folded, staring up at the balloon, and every now and then
vented his feelings of reverence for the aëronaut, by saying, as he
looked round to catch somebody’s eye, ‘He’s a rum ’un is Green; think
o’ this here being up’ards of his two hundredth ascent; ecod, the man
as is ekal to Green never had the toothache yet, nor won’t have within
this hundred year, and that’s all about it. When you meets with real
talent, and native, too, encourage it, that’s what I say;’ and when he
had delivered himself to this effect, he would fold his arms with more
determination than ever, and stare at the balloon with a sort of
admiring defiance of any other man alive, beyond himself and Green,
that impressed the crowd with the opinion that he was an oracle.
‘Ah, you’re very right, sir,’ said another gentleman, with his wife,
and children, and mother, and wife’s sister, and a host of female
friends, in all the gentility of white pocket-handkerchiefs, frills,
and spencers, ‘Mr. Green is a steady hand, sir, and there’s no fear
about him.’
‘Fear!’ said the little man: ‘isn’t it a lovely thing to see him and
his wife a going up in one balloon, and his own son and _his_ wife a
jostling up against them in another, and all of them going twenty or
thirty mile in three hours or so, and then coming back in pochayses? I
don’t know where this here science is to stop, mind you; that’s what
bothers me.’
Here there was a considerable talking among the females in the
spencers.
‘What’s the ladies a laughing at, sir?’ inquired the little man,
condescendingly.
‘It’s only my sister Mary,’ said one of the girls, ‘as says she hopes
his lordship won’t be frightened when he’s in the car, and want to come
out again.’
‘Make yourself easy about that there, my dear,’ replied the little man.
‘If he was so much as to move a inch without leave, Green would jist
fetch him a crack over the head with the telescope, as would send him
into the bottom of the basket in no time, and stun him till they come
down again.’
‘Would he, though?’ inquired the other man.
‘Yes, would he,’ replied the little one, ‘and think nothing of it,
neither, if he was the king himself. Green’s presence of mind is
wonderful.’
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