Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
follows her fairy courser round the circle, can never fail to create a
deep impression in the bosom of every female servant present.
When Miss Woolford, and the horse, and the orchestra, all stop together
to take breath, he urbanely takes part in some such dialogue as the
following (commenced by the clown): ‘I say, sir!’—‘Well, sir?’ (it’s
always conducted in the politest manner.)—‘Did you ever happen to hear
I was in the army, sir?’—‘No, sir.’—‘Oh, yes, sir—I can go through my
exercise, sir.’—‘Indeed, sir!’—‘Shall I do it now, sir?’—‘If you
please, sir; come, sir—make haste’ (a cut with the long whip, and ‘Ha’
done now—I don’t like it,’ from the clown). Here the clown throws
himself on the ground, and goes through a variety of gymnastic
convulsions, doubling himself up, and untying himself again, and making
himself look very like a man in the most hopeless extreme of human
agony, to the vociferous delight of the gallery, until he is
interrupted by a second cut from the long whip, and a request to see
‘what Miss Woolford’s stopping for?’ On which, to the inexpressible
mirth of the gallery, he exclaims, ‘Now, Miss Woolford, what can I come
for to go, for to fetch, for to bring, for to carry, for to do, for
you, ma’am?’ On the lady’s announcing with a sweet smile that she wants
the two flags, they are, with sundry grimaces, procured and handed up;
the clown facetiously observing after the performance of the latter
ceremony—‘He, he, oh! I say, sir, Miss Woolford knows me; she smiled at
me.’ Another cut from the whip, a burst from the orchestra, a start
from the horse, and round goes Miss Woolford again on her graceful
performance, to the delight of every member of the audience, young or
old. The next pause affords an opportunity for similar witticisms, the
only additional fun being that of the clown making ludicrous grimaces
at the riding-master every time his back is turned; and finally
quitting the circle by jumping over his head, having previously
directed his attention another way.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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