Sketches in Lavender, Blue and GreenJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
He led the way into the parlour. As he entered every face lightened up
with pleasure, a harmony of joyous welcome greeted him. The old hard
world had been shut out with the slam of the front door. I seemed to
have wandered into Dickensland. The red-faced man with the small
twinkling eyes and the lungs of leather loomed before me, a large, fat
household fairy. From his capacious pockets came forth tobacco for the
old father; a huge bunch of hot-house grapes for a neighbour's sickly
child, who was stopping with them; a book of Henty's--beloved of boys--for
a noisy youngster who called him "uncle"; a bottle of port wine for a
wan, elderly woman with a swollen face--his widowed sister-in-law, as I
subsequently learned; sweets enough for the baby (whose baby I don't
know) to make it sick for a week; and a roll of music for his youngest
sister.
"We're a-going to make a lady of her," he said, drawing the child's shy
face against his gaudy waistcoat, and running his coarse hand through her
pretty curls; "and she shall marry a jockey when she grows up."
After supper he brewed some excellent whisky punch, and insisted upon the
old lady joining us, which she eventually did with much coughing and
protestation; but I noticed that she finished the tumblerful. For the
children he concocted a marvellous mixture, which he called an
"eye-composer," the chief ingredients being hot lemonade, ginger wine,
sugar, oranges, and raspberry vinegar. It had the desired effect.
I stayed till late, listening to his inexhaustible fund of stories. Over
most of them he laughed with us himself--a great gusty laugh that made
the cheap glass ornaments upon the mantelpiece to tremble; but now and
then a recollection came to him that spread a sudden gravity across his
jovial face, bringing a curious quaver into his deep voice.
Their tongues a little loosened by the punch, the old folks would have
sung his praises to the verge of tediousness had he not almost sternly
interrupted them.
"Shut up, mother," he cried at last, quite gruffly, "what I does I does
to please myself. I likes to see people comfortable about me. If they
wasn't, it's me as would be more upset than them."
I did not see him again for nearly two years. Then one October evening,
strolling about the East End, I met him coming out of a little Chapel in
the Burdett Road. He was so changed that I should not have known him had
not I overheard a woman as she passed him say, "Good-evening, Mr.
Burridge."
A pair of bushy side-whiskers had given to his red face an aggressively
respectable appearance. He was dressed in an ill-fitting suit of black,
and carried an umbrella in one hand and a book in the other.
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