Sketches in Lavender, Blue and GreenJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
In some mysterious way he managed to look both thinner and shorter than
my recollection of him. Altogether, he suggested to me the idea that he
himself--the real man--had by some means or other been extracted, leaving
only his shrunken husk behind. The genial juices of humanity had been
squeezed out of him.
"Not Jack Burridge!" I exclaimed, confronting him in astonishment.
His little eyes wandered shiftily up and down the street. "No, sir," he
replied (his tones had lost their windy boisterousness--a hard, metallic
voice spoke to me), "not the one as you used to know, praise be the
Lord."
"And have you given up the old business?" I asked.
"Yes, sir," he replied, "that's all over; I've been a vile sinner in my
time, God forgive me for it. But, thank Heaven, I have repented in
time."
"Come and have a drink," I said, slipping my arm through his, "and tell
me all about it."
He disengaged himself from me, firmly but gently. "You mean well, sir,"
he said, "but I have given up the drink."
Evidently he would have been rid of me, but a literary man, scenting
material for his stockpot, is not easily shaken off. I asked after the
old folks, and if they were still stopping with him.
"Yes," he said, "for the present. Of course, a man can't be expected to
keep people for ever; so many mouths to fill is hard work these times,
and everybody sponges on a man just because he's good-natured."
"And how are you getting on?" I asked.
"Tolerably well, thank you, sir. The Lord provides for His servants," he
replied with a smug smile. "I have got a little shop now in the
Commercial Road."
"Whereabouts?" I persisted. "I would like to call and see you."
He gave me the address reluctantly, and said he would esteem it a great
pleasure if I would honour him by a visit, which was a palpable lie.
The following afternoon I went. I found the place to be a pawnbroker's
shop, and from all appearances he must have been doing a very brisk
business. He was out himself attending a temperance committee, but his
old father was behind the counter, and asked me inside. Though it was a
chilly day there was no fire in the parlour, and the two old folks sat
one each side of the empty hearth, silent and sad. They seemed little
more pleased to see me than their son, but after a while Mrs. Burridge's
natural garrulity asserted itself, and we fell into chat.
I asked what had become of his sister-in-law, the lady with the swollen
face.
"I couldn't rightly tell you, sir," answered the old lady, "she ain't
livin' with us now. You see, sir," she continued, "John's got different
notions to what 'e used to 'ave. 'E don't cotten much to them as ain't
found grace, and poor Jane never did 'ave much religion!"
"And the little one?" I inquired. "The one with the curls?"
"What, Bessie, sir?" said the old lady. "Oh, she's out at service, sir;
John don't think it good for young folks to be idle."
"Your son seems to have changed a good deal, Mrs. Burridge," I remarked.
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