Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulityDavenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
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Sketches of imposture, deception, and credulity
Davenport, R. A. (Richard Alfred)
Common fallacies; Impostors and imposture
“I asked him then for any thing that had the blood upon it; so he
presently sent for his garter, wherewith his hand was first bound,
and dissolving some vitriol in a basin of water, I put in the garter,
observing in the interim what Mr. Howell did. He suddenly started,
as if he had found some strange alteration in himself. I asked him
what he ailed? ‘I know not what ails me, but I find that I feel no
more pain; methinks that a pleasing kind of freshness, as it were a
wet cold napkin, did spread over my hand, which hath taken away the
inflammation that tormented me before.’ I replied, ‘Since then that
you feel already so good effect of my medicament, I advise you to cast
away all your plaisters, only _keep the wound clean_, and in a moderate
temper betwixt heat and cold.’ To be brief; there was no sense of pain
afterward; but within five or six days the wounds were cicatrized and
entirely healed.”
The king obtained from Sir Kenelm the discovery of his secret, which he
pretended had been taught him by a Carmelite friar, who had learned it
in Armenia or Persia.
The fact was, the sympathetical physician understood the cure of wounds
by adhesion more perfectly than others; but it was necessary to cheat
the world into this safe method of cure, and they declined the use of
it altogether, where they foresaw, from the nature of the wound, it
could not succeed. The public opinion would have been so strong against
any open innovation, that the sympathetic doctors got credit for
something like witchcraft, and condescended to dress axes and swords,
that the wounds might have leave to lie at rest till they healed. All
cures by adhesion were mysteriously performed, and one in particular,
called the secret dressing, in which great pains were taken, before
laying the lips of the wound together, to suck out all the blood. This
was chiefly used by drummers in regiments, to conceal the quarrels of
the soldiers.
The trick of this way of cure consisted in making grimaces and
contortions, signing their patients with the cross, and muttering
between their teeth some unintelligible jargon. Their care was to keep
the profession among themselves, and it was from the profanation of
the sign of the cross that there arose a hot war between the priests
and the suckers; the former refusing confession, extreme unction, or
any sacrament to those who had undergone the magical or diabolical
ceremonies of the suckers, who, on the other hand, refused to suck
those connected in any way with the priests, being anxious to preserve
their trade, which was not without its emoluments; for Verduc observes
that they were still more skilful in sucking gold than blood.
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