Clerks -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Suits (Clothing) -- Fiction
Honey got into the dress as quickly as her trembling fingers would
permit.
Skinner stood off and inspected her.
"That's a beautiful little dress for the house," he said finally, "but
it does n't match this dress suit. Incompatible is n't the word."
"Would n't this humble dress set off your clothes by contrast?" Honey
said, affecting meekness, her sense of humor getting the uppermost.
"Yes, but these clothes of mine would also set off that humble dress by
contrast, and that I won't have for a minute! You're the beauty spot
in this outfit, my dear," Skinner said tenderly, "not I. I 'm not
going to do the peacock act. I'm the quiet, dignified one. That's
what I affect. It rests with you to keep up the pulchritudinous end of
it. That's it! You've got to dress up to _this_!"
He smiled fondly at the shrinking Honey.
Honey began to tremble. Dearie had no idea of the cost of women's
clothes!
"Look here," Skinner went on, resuming the imperative, "I got this
dress suit at a first-class tailor's--you go to a first-class
dressmaker and get a gown to correspond with it. To correspond with my
patent leathers, you get evening shoes at a first-class bootmaker's.
To correspond with my overcoat, you get an evening cloak. Piece for
piece, you must do just as I do. We'll be a symphony in clothes! Silk
stockings, long gloves, silk underwear, and all the rest of it--that's
what you're going to have!"
"But silk underwear? No one can see it, Dearie," Honey protested.
"There's a psychology to it, remember. I want you to _feel_ well
dressed."
Honey's face went white.
"Have you any idea what these things will cost?"
"No!--and I don't care!" Skinner burst out. "It's all on me! _I_ got
the raise, did n't I? You did n't, did you? Very well, _I'll_ take
the consequences--and be damned to 'em!"
Then Skinner swung around and shook his finger at Honey.
"And I want you to understand, we're going to _ride_ to that
reception--in a cab! For one night in his life Skinner will not be a
walk-in-the-slush man!"
CHAPTER IV
SKINNER'S DRESS SUIT BEGINS TO GET IN ITS FINE WORK
Meadeville was a suburb once removed--a kind of second cousin to the
big city--the only kind of a suburb that could really be aristocratic.
Meadeville was populated considerably by moneyed New Yorkers and the
First Presbyterian was the smartest church in town. The men who passed
the plate all belonged to the millionaire class.
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