Skippy Bedelle: His Sentimental Progress From the Urchin to the Complete Man of the WorldJohnson, Owen
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Skippy Bedelle: His Sentimental Progress From the Urchin to the Complete Man of the World
Johnson, Owen
Lawrenceville School -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction
When Snorky Green, to whom Miss Dabtree was more aunt than woman, came
bursting in an hour later, with the rebellious consciousness of having
thoroughly earned the five-dollar bill which lay in the safest of
pockets, he stopped short at the sight of his roommate in that reclining
concentration which Sherlock Holmes has popularized, the briar pipe
being replaced by a large pencil, on which Skippy was chewing in heavy
meditation.
"I say, Skippy, the old girl certainly came up handsome!" said Snorky
gleefully, searching for the bill.
"Sh--sh!" said Skippy without turning.
"What the deuce?"
"I want to think."
"Danged if he isn't inventing something else!" said Snorky, who went on
tiptoe to a position where he could study the frowning outward signs of
the mental disturbances which were undoubtedly working inwardly. At the
end of a silent hour, Skippy condescended to relax.
"Well!" said Snorky excitedly.
Skippy rose with dignity and went to the window, gazing out a moment
into the darkling night where unknown myriads of mosquitoes lurked all
unconscious of the doom impending over them.
"I say, Skippy, what's the big idea?"
"It's big--bigger than anything you ever imagined," said Skippy
impressively.
"Aren't you going to tell a fellow!"
"Perhaps."
Now Snorky was not without a certain knowledge of human nature,
particularly Skippy-nature, so without further interest he proceeded to
disrobe, flipping the five-dollar bill on the table with a rakish
gesture and saying carelessly:
"The old gal has a heart, anyhow. However, ta-ta for the night."
Five minutes later Skippy spoke from the depths of his bed.
"Snorky, I'll tell you this much."
There was a convulsion among the opposite sheets and Snorky sat up.
"Go on, I'm listening!"
"It's bigger than bathtubs."
"You don't say so!"
"Snorky, it's--"
"It's what?"
"It's mosquitoes!"
Accustomed as Snorky had become to the young inventor's cryptic methods,
his imagination refused to follow.
"You don't see?"
"How the deuce should I see?"
"Snorky, I'm going to put the mosquito out of business!"
"How in tarnation!"
"When I get through with him," said Skippy loftily, "when my plans are
perfected--he'll starve to death!"
"Oh, say! Skippy, is that all you're going to tell me?"
"That is all for to-night," said Skippy, who, seizing a slipper, flung
it across the room at the evening's candle after the methods introduced
by the lamented Hickey Hicks, and plunged the room into darkness.
CHAPTER XIV
THE PLOT AGAINST THE MOSQUITO
IF close association had brought to Snorky a canny knowledge of his
roommate's need of unbosoming himself of a great idea, it had also
acquainted Skippy with the profit to be derived from Snorky's
overwhelming curiosity, particularly when there were any symptoms of
ready cash.
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