"Never mind; it's no disgrace to be patched in a country ruled by such a
cruel Boolooroo as we have. Let the boy look at me, if he wants to; I'm
not pretty, but that's not my fault. Blame the Boolooroo."
"I--I'm glad to meet you, sir," stammered Button-Bright. "What is _your_
name, please?"
"I'm now named Jimfred Jonesjinks, and my partner is called Fredjim
Jinksjones. He's busy at present guarding the Treasure Chamber, but I'll
introduce you to him when he comes back. We've had the misfortune to be
patched, you know."
"What is being patched?" asked the boy.
"They cut two of us in halves and mismatch the halves--half of one to
half of the other, you know--and then the other two halves are patched
together. It destroys our individuality and makes us complex creatures,
so it's the worst punishment than can be inflicted in Sky Island."
"Oh," said Button-Bright, alarmed at such dreadful butchery; "doesn't it
hurt?"
"No; it doesn't hurt," replied Jimfred, "but it makes one frightfully
nervous. They stand you under a big knife, which drops and slices you
neatly in two--exactly in the middle. Then they match half of you to
another person who has likewise been sliced--and there you are, patched
to someone you don't care about and haven't much interest in. If your
half wants to do something, the other half is likely to want to do
something different, and the funny part of it is you don't quite know
which is your half and which is the other half. It's a terrible
punishment, and in a country where one can't die or be killed until he
has lived his six hundred years, to be patched is a great misfortune."
"I'm sure it is," said Button-Bright, earnestly. "But can't you ever
get--get--_un_-patched again?"
"If the Boolooroo would consent, I think it could be done," Jimfred
replied; "but he never will consent. This is about the meanest Boolooroo
who ever ruled this land, and he was the first to invent patching people
as a punishment. I think we will all be glad when his three hundred
years of rule are ended."
"When will that be?" inquired the boy.
"Hush-sh-sh!" cried everyone, in a chorus, and they all looked over
their shoulders as if frightened by the question. The officer with the
blue-gold chain pulled Button-Bright's sleeve and whispered:
"Follow me, please." And then he beckoned to Cap'n Bill and led the two
slaves to another room, where they were alone.
"I must instruct you in your duties," said he, when they were all
comfortably seated in cosy chairs with blue cushions. "You must learn
how to obey the Boolooroo's commands, so he won't become angry and have
you patched."
"How could he patch _us_?" asked the sailorman, curiously.
"Oh, he'd just slice you all in halves and then patch half of the boy to
half of the girl, and the other half to half of you, and the other half
of you to the other half of the girl. See?"
"Can't say I do," said Cap'n Bill, much bewildered. "It's a reg'lar
mix-up."
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