"Creep-a-mousie, crawl-a-mousie, please move on!
We can't move a step till you are gone."
"Don't disturb me," said the lizard; "I'm dreaming about parsnips. Did
you ever taste a parsnip?"
"We're in a hurry, if it's the same to you, sir," said Cap'n Bill,
politely.
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"Then climb over me--or go around--I don't care which," murmured the
lizard. "When they're little, they're juicy; when they're big, there's
more of 'em; but either way there's nothing so delicious as a parsnip.
There are none here in the Fog Bank, so the best I can do is dream of
them. Oh, parsnips--par-snips--p-a-r-snips!" He closed his eyes sleepily
and resumed his dreams.
Walking around the lizard they resumed their journey and soon came to
the frog, being guided by its grunts and croaks. Then off it went again,
its tremendous leap carrying it far into the fog. Suddenly Cap'n Bill
tripped and would have fallen flat had not Trot and Button-Bright held
him up. Then he saw that he had stumbled over the claw of a gigantic
land-crab, which lay sprawled out upon the pebbly bottom.
"Oh; beg parding, I'm sure!" exclaimed Cap'n Bill backing away.
"Don't mention it," replied the crab, in a tired tone. "You did not
disturb me, so there is no harm done."
"We didn't know you were here," explained Trot.
"Probably not," said the crab. "It's no place for me, anyhow, for I
belong in the Constellations, you know, with Taurus and Gemini and the
other fellows. But I had the misfortune to tumble out of the Zodiac some
time ago. My name is Cancer--but I'm not a disease. Those who examine
the heavens in these days, alas! can find no Cancer there."
"Yes, we can, sir,
Mister Cancer!"
said the parrot, with a chuckle.
"Once," remarked Cap'n Bill, "I sawr a picter of you in an almanac."
"Ah; the almanacs always did us full justice," the crab replied, "but
I'm told they're not fashionable now."
"If you don't mind, we'd like to pass on," said Button-Bright.
"No; I don't mind; but be careful not to step on my legs. They're
rheumatic, it's so moist here."
They climbed over some of the huge legs and walked around others. Soon
they had left the creature far behind.
"Aren't you rather slow?" asked the frog, when once more they came up to
him.
"It isn't that," said Trot. "You are rather swift, I guess."
The frog chuckled and leaped again. They noticed that the fog had caught
a soft rose tint, and was lighter and less dense than before, for which
reason the sailor remarked that they must be getting near to the Pink
Country.
On this jump they saw nothing but a monstrous turtle, which lay asleep
with its head and legs drawn into its shell. It was not in their way, so
they hurried on and rejoined the frog, which said to them:
"I'm sorry, but I'm due at the King's Court in a few minutes and I can't
wait for your short, weak legs to make the journey to the Pink Country.
But if you will climb upon my back I think I can carry you to the border
in one more leap."
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