63-17-B cursed Central Intelligence on a private wavelength. Central
Intelligence was the creator of perfect plans. If a plan misfired,
Central Intelligence could not be held responsible. Since accidents of
nature had never been considered valid excuses, blame always fell on
the executing Robot. Until recently, 63-17-B had managed to beat the
system, largely through luck. Now while he realized it was the most
mechanical thing in the world to do as you were told, he could not
hide his bitter disappointment. But he pushed it from his mind all at
once when he felt another mind nibbling at his private wavelength.
No one could be trusted, not when each Robot tried to outdo every
other Robot in the eyes of Central Intelligence, not when private
thoughts could be intercepted by monitors, not when communal thinking
was considered preferable to individual thinking.... That thought
made 63-17-B shudder, his joints clanking as a sudden surge of power,
the electrical equivalent of adrenal secretions, coursed through his
frame. He was indeed thinking not along the prescribed lines. Probably
something _was_ wrong with him.
* * * * *
"This is ironical," said Amos Westler as the first inert Robot came
sliding down the conveyor belt to stop, a rusted man-shaped creature
twice man's size with huge conical head and withdrawn antenna, in front
of his bench. "We'll never learn anything this way. You won't learn the
whereabouts of Diane at this bench, and I won't learn what I've come to
find out."
"We're not on duty twenty-four hours a day," Johnny reminded him,
unfastening leg-joints with a large, wrench-like instrument and wiping
the parts with an oily rag before he reassembled them. "If Diane is
here, I'll find her."
"Well, we've learned nothing so far. They took us into the Citadel
through a tile-walled tunnel--"
"Surely one of the wonders of the world!" Johnny cried, remembering.
"The world has many wonders, natural and man-made, if we could but see
them. Anyway, they then deposited us in those underground quarters
where all the humans seem to live here. The old hag interviewed us--"
"Yes. She wouldn't say if she'd seen Starbuck and Diane or not when I
described them, but it sure made her smile. I think they're here in the
Citadel, Amos."
"--then assigned us to this repair bay for work. Do you realize that
except for the brief time it took to go from the tunnel exit to the
underground quarters, we haven't seen the light of day. Try learning
something in these, these caves!"
Without warning, the conveyor belts were stilled. Hidden lighting in
the walls flared brighter as a group of Robots entered the large vault.
"ATTENTION!" A voice blared at them, oddly metallic. Johnny could not
tell where it came from. "Robot 63-17-B is now entering the vault.
As your supervisor, 63-17-B is to be obeyed as if he were Central
Intelligence itself. He is to be addressed not directly, but through
your human supervisor."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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