Snap: A legend of the Lone MountainPhillipps-Wolley, Clive
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Snap: A legend of the Lone Mountain
Phillipps-Wolley, Clive
Canadian Rockies (B.C. and Alta.) -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Mountaineering -- Fiction
'With naked foot, without stocking or boot,
Right into the stream he strode--
With a splash and a splutter, with a murmur and a mutter,
And he frequently "Ah'd" and "Oh'd."
'Alas, as he tripped his bare feet slipped,
They slipped on those slimy stones,
And down he came (I forget the name
Of the very identical bones
'Upon which he sat); but he'd flies in his hat,
And as he went down the stream
The fish arose, and tugged at his clothes,
Until he began to scream.
'Round his hat's broad brim they began to swim,
And into his face did stare.
His mouth they eyed, they peeped inside,
Much wondering who lived there.
'Their victim cried, "In vain I've tried
To snare these fishes free.
Alas, for my sin, as they've got me in,
I fear they'll swallow me."
'But, "Alack, this Jonah's a fourteen-stoner,"
'Twas thus that the fishes cried.
"If we gape till we split, there will still be a bit
Of the monster left outside."
'So Will landed him safe, our fisherman waif,
In safety he landed him;
With gobble and munch he chawed up his lunch,
He was hungry after his swim.
'He has sworn he will never again endeavour
Those innocent fish to hurt,
For all he can get is thundering wet,
And any amount of dirt.
'Your truthful
'FRANK.'
After this, perhaps, it is not surprising that the boys voted fishing
very poor fun, and took to mountaineering instead. They had climbed
Cader Idris (a very pretty climb from its more difficult side) and
Snowdon, and were resting at a first-rate hotel not far from
Snowdon's foot, when they found the following letter on their
breakfast-table from the Admiral:--
'DEAR FRANK,--As your mother is not very well, I intend to bring her
down to Dolgelly for a few days. Take some nice quiet rooms where we
can all be lodged together at less expense than at an hotel.
'Your affect. uncle,
'CHRISTOPHER WINTHROP.
'P.S.--I have some important news to give you, and should like you
all to be at home when we arrive by the 12.50 train to-morrow.'
Frank read the letter out to the rest at breakfast, and then laid it
quietly down by his plate.
'Snap,' he said, 'there is something wrong at home. I can't make out
what the Admiral is always harping on economy for. Surely our
mother' (and unconsciously there was a tone of pride in that 'our
mother') 'can afford to go to any of these wretched little hotels if
she likes. I shan't take rooms. It's all nonsense; I'm not going to
have her murdered by Welsh cooks, especially if she is ill.'
No one having any explanation of the Admiral's letter to offer, or
any objection to staying where they were, the conversation dropped,
but the boys were restless and unhappy until the 12.50 train was clue
in.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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