Snap: A legend of the Lone MountainPhillipps-Wolley, Clive
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Snap: A legend of the Lone Mountain
Phillipps-Wolley, Clive
Canadian Rockies (B.C. and Alta.) -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Mountaineering -- Fiction
'Well, you see, sir, we are only following the examples of our
forefathers, who came over and made America, and founded the race you
are so justly proud of.'
'Founded the race! fiddlesticks! The American race, sir, just grew
out of the illimitable prairie, started, maybe, by a few of the best
of every nation, but with a character of its own, and I guess the
whole universe knows now that our Republic can lick creation, as it
licked you Britishers in 1781. Perhaps you'll tell me we didn't do
that?'
By this time the other occupants of the carriage were all watching
Snap Hales and the top-hatted one, a curled and smooth-looking fellow
('oily,' perhaps, would describe him better than smooth) of thirty or
so. The Yankee cattle-men were looking on with a grin at seeing the
English boy's 'leg pulled' as they called it--the other two English
boys in blank amazement at the quiet good-temper of fiery Snap Hales,
under an ordeal of chaff from a perfect stranger. Could it be that
the sight of that ugly little revolver, which the stranger had
exhibited more than once, had cowed their chum already? Whatever the
reason, Snap's unexpected answer came in his sweetest tones.
'Oh no, I'll not deny that; it's historical, and, besides, it served
us right. We didn't recognise that a big son we ought to have been
proud of had grown up.'
'Oh, then, you'll allow we licked you at Sarytogy and Yorktown?'
'Yes, certainly.'
'And perhaps you'll allow that if you tried it on again we'd lick you
again?' persisted poor Snap's enemy, whilst the glance Snap gave
Frank could hardly keep that indignant Briton quiet on his seat.
'Yes, I'll allow that too, if we came to invade your big country at
home with a mere handful of men of the same breed from over the seas.'
Somehow, Snap's quiet way was rousing the American's temper, and he
retorted hotly: 'That's the way you talk, is it; and I tell you, and
you'll have to allow, that, man to man, an American citizen can
always whip a blooming Britisher.'
Snap gave an actual sigh of relief, or so it seemed to the boys, and
his eyes lit up with a glad light, that those who know the breed
don't always like to see. He had done his duty; had kept his temper
as long as he could be expected to; and now he might fairly follow
his natural instincts. Still quite cool, although his knees were
almost knocking together with eagerness, which others might have
mistaken for funk, the boy took up the challenge.
'Are you a good specimen, sir, of an American citizen?' The man
looked puzzled, but replied, unabashed:
'Wal, as citizens come, I guess I'm a pretty average sample.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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