Dogs -- Fiction; Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Even at this period of the English history, it was the custom to put a
few soldiers on board of the vessels of war, and the Yungfrau cutter had
been supplied with a corporal and six men, all of whom were belonging to
the Dutch marine. To a person who was so unpopular as Mr Vanslyperken,
this little force was a great protection, and both corporal Van Spitter
and his corps were well treated by him. The corporal was his purser and
purveyor, and had a very good berth of it, for he could cheat as well as
his commandant. He was, moreover, his prime minister, and an obedient
executer of all his tyranny, for Corporal Van Spitter was without a
shadow of feeling--on the contrary, he had pleasure in administering
punishment; and if Vanslyperken had told him to blow any man's brains
out belonging to the vessel, Van Spitter would have immediately obeyed
the order without the change of a muscle in his fat, florid countenance.
The corporal was an enormous man; tall, and so corpulent, that he
weighed nearly twenty stone. Jansen was the only one who could rival
him; he was quite as tall as the corporal, and as powerful, but he had
not the extra weight of his carcase.
About five minutes after the summons, the huge form of Corporal Van
Spitter was seen to emerge slowly from the hatchway, which appeared
barely wide enough to admit the egress of his broad shoulders. He had a
flat foraging cap on his head, which was as large as a buffalo's and his
person was clothed in blue pantaloons, tight at the ankle, rapidly
increasing in width as they ascended, until they diverged at the hips to
an expanse which was something between the sublime and the ridiculous.
The upper part of his body was cased in a blue jacket, with leaden
buttons, stamped with the rampant lion, with a little tail behind, which
was shoved up in the air by the protuberance of the parts. Having
gained the deck, he walked to Vanslyperken, and raised the back of his
right hand to his forehead.
"Corporal Van Spitter, get your cats up for punishment, and when you are
ready fetch up Smallbones."
Whereupon, without reply, Corporal Van Spitter put his left foot behind
the heel of his right, and by this manoeuvre turned his body round like
a capstan, so as to bring his face forward and then walked off in that
direction. He soon re-appeared with all the necessary implements of
torture, laid them down on one of the lee guns, and again departed to
seek out his victim.
After a short time, a scuffle was heard below, but it was soon over, and
once more appeared the corporal with the spare, tall body of Smallbones
under his arm. He held him, grasped by the middle part, about where
Smallbones' stomach ought to have been, and the head and heels of the
poor wretch both hung down perpendicularly, and knocked together as the
corporal proceeded aft.
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