McAllister, Ward, 1827-1895; Socialites -- New York (State) -- New York -- Biography
All my life I had been taught to have a sort of reverence for the name
of Livingston, and to feel that Livingston Manor was a species of
palatial residence, that one must see certainly once in one’s lifetime.
The opportunity offered itself, and I seized upon it. The owner of the
upper Manor jokingly suggested our forming a party to go there, and take
possession of his house in October, and see the lovely autumn foliage.
By acclamation, it was resolved that the project be carried out, and I
went to work, spurring up my old friend, the owner of the Manor, to
prepare for us. As an important feature and member of this party, I must
here give a slight sketch of one of the handsomest, most fascinating,
most polished and courteous gentlemen of that or any other period. We
will here call him the Major; amiability itself, a man both sexes could
fall in love with. I loved him dearly, and when I lost him I felt much
of the charm of life had departed with him. At all these country
parties, he was always first and foremost. My rapidity of thought and
action always annoyed him. “My dear fellow,” he would say, “for heaven’s
sake, go slow; you tear through the streets as if at some one’s bidding.
A gentleman should stroll leisurely, casting his eyes in the shop
windows, as if in search of amusement, while you go at a killing pace,
as if on business bent. The man of fashion should have no business.”
Again, he had a holy horror of familiar garments. “My dear boy,” he
would smile and say, “when will you discard that old coat? I am so
familiar with it, I am fatigued at the sight of it.”
On one subject we were always in accord--our admiration for women. My
eye was quicker than his, and I often took advantage of it. I would say,
“Major, did you see that beauty? By Jove, a most delicious creature!”
“Who? Where?” he would exclaim.
“Why, man,” I replied, “she has passed you; you have lost her.”
“Lost her! How could you let that happen? Why, why did you not sooner
call my attention to her?”
Apropos of the Major, I must tell a good story at his expense:
As my farm parties were always gotten up at a day’s notice, I was often
in straits to provide the dishes, for all that was wanting to complete
the feast I furnished myself. A boned turkey, on one occasion, was
absolutely necessary. The day was a holiday. I must at once place it in
the cook’s hands. The shops were all shut, so I suggested to the Major
that he drive out with me to my farm and procure one. When we reached
the place, farmer and family, we found, had gone off visiting; there was
no one there. I took in the situation at a glance.
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