"Who is census chief now?" asked the mad midget. "Is Mr. Marshal's boy the census chief?" "Mr. Marshal is, yes. Who are you? How do you know Marshal? And what is that which you are pulling out of your pants, if they are pants?" "Census list. Names of everybody in the Santa Magdalena. I had to steal it." "It looks like microfilm, the writing is so small. And the roll goes on and on. There must be a million names here." "Little bit more, little bit more. I get two bits a name." They got Marshal there. He was very busy, but he came. He had been given a deadline by the mayor and the citizen's group. He had to produce a population of ten thousand people for High Plains, Texas; and this was difficult, for there weren't that many people in the town. He had been working hard on it, though; but he came when the police called him. "You Marshal's little boy? You look just like your father," said the midget. "That voice, I should know that voice even if it's cracked to pieces. That has to be Manuel's voice." "Sure, I'm Manuel. Just like I left, thirty-five years ago." "You can't be Manuel, shrunk three feet and two hundred pounds and aged a million." "You look here at my census slip. It says I'm Manuel. And here are nine more of the regular people, and one million of the little people. I couldn't get them on the right forms, though. I had to steal their list." "You can't be Manuel," said Marshal. "He can't be Manuel," said the big policemen and the little policeman. "Maybe not, then," the dwarf conceded. "I thought I was, but I wasn't sure. Who am I then? Let's look at the other papers and see which one I am." "No, you can't be any of them either, Manuel. And you surely can't be Manuel." "Give him a name anyhow and get him counted. We got to get to that ten thousand mark." "Tell us what happened, Manuel--if you are. Which you aren't. But tell us." "After I counted the regular people I went to count the little people. I took a spade and spaded off the top of their town to get in. But they put an _encanto_ on me, and made me and Mula run a treadmill for thirty-five years." "Where was this?" "At the little people town. Nuevo Danae. But after thirty-five years the _encanto_ wore off and Mula and I stole the list of names and ran away." "But where did you really get this list of so many names written so small?" "Suffering saddle sores, Marshal, don't ask the little bug so many questions. You got a million names in your hand. Certify them! Send them in! There's enough of us here right now. We declare that place annexed forthwith. This will make High Plains the biggest town in the whole state of Texas." So Marshal certified them and sent them into Washington. This gave High Plains the largest percentage increase of any city in the nation, but it was challenged. There were some soreheads in Houston who said that it wasn't possible. They said High Plains had nowhere near that many people and there must have been a miscount.