The Infant expressed his ideas in his tone rather than his words, but
Cleever understood the compliment.
“We're only Subs,” said Nevin, “and we aren't exactly the sort of men
you'd meet much in your life, I s'pose.”
“That's true,” said Cleever. “I live chiefly among men who write,
and paint, and sculp, and so forth. We have our own talk and our own
interests, and the outer world doesn't trouble us much.”
“That must be awfully jolly,” said Boileau, at a venture. “We have our
own shop, too, but 'tisn't half as interesting as yours, of course. You
know all the men who've ever done anything; and we only knock about from
place to place, and we do nothing.”
“The Army's a very lazy profession if you choose to make it so,” said
Nevin. “When there's nothing going on, there is nothing going on, and
you lie up.”
“Or try to get a billet somewhere, to be ready for the next show,” said
The Infant with a chuckle.
“To me,” said Cleever softly, “the whole idea of warfare seems so
foreign and unnatural, so essentially vulgar, if I may say so, that I
can hardly appreciate your sensations. Of course, though, any change
from idling in garrison towns must be a godsend to you.”
Like many home-staying Englishmen, Cleever believed that the newspaper
phrase he quoted covered the whole duty of the Army whose toils enabled
him to enjoy his many-sided life in peace. The remark was not a happy
one, for Boileau had just come off the Frontier, The Infant had been on
the warpath for nearly eighteen months, and the little red man Nevin
two months before had been sleeping under the stars at the peril of his
life. But none of them tried to explain, till I ventured to point out
that they had all seen service and were not used to idling. Cleever took
in the idea slowly.
“Seen service?” said he. Then, as a child might ask, “Tell me. Tell me
everything about everything.”
“How do you mean?” said The Infant, delighted at being directly appealed
to by the great man.
“Good Heavens! How am I to make you understand, if you can't see. In the
first place, what is your age?”
“Twenty-three next July,” said The Infant promptly.
Cleever questioned the others with his eyes.
“I'm twenty-four,” said Nevin.
“And I'm twenty-two,” said Boileau.
“And you've all seen service?”
“We've all knocked about a little bit, sir, but The Infant's the
war-worn veteran. He's had two years' work in Upper Burma,” said Nevin.
“When you say work, what do you mean, you extraordinary creatures?”
“Explain it, Infant,” said Nevin.
“Oh, keeping things in order generally, and running about after little
dakus--that's dacoits--and so on. There's nothing to explain.”
“Make that young Leviathan speak,” said Cleever impatiently, above his
glass.
“How can he speak?” said I. “He's done the work. The two don't go
together. But, Infant, you're ordered to bukb.”
“What about? I'll try.”
“Bukb about a daur. You've been on heaps of 'em,” said Nevin.
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