“What in the world does that mean? Has the Army a language of its own?”
The Infant turned very red. He was afraid he was being laughed at, and
he detested talking before outsiders; but it was the author of “As it
was in the Beginning” who waited.
“It's all so new to me,” pleaded Cleever; “and--and you said you liked
my book.”
This was a direct appeal that The Infant could understand, and he began
rather flurriedly, with much slang bred of nervousness--
“Pull me up, sir, if I say anything you don't follow. About six months
before I took my leave out of Burma, I was on the Hlinedatalone, up near
the Shan States, with sixty Tommies--private soldiers, that is--and
another subaltern, a year senior to me. The Burmese business was a
subaltern's war, and our forces were split up into little detachments,
all running about the country and trying to keep the dacoits quiet. The
dacoits were having a first-class time, y' know--filling women up with
kerosene and setting 'em alight, and burning villages, and crucifying
people.”
The wonder in Eustace Cleever's eyes deepened. He could not quite
realise that the cross still existed in any form.
“Have you ever seen a crucifixion?” said he.
“Of course not. 'Shouldn't have allowed it if I had; but I've seen the
corpses. The dacoits had a trick of sending a crucified corpse down
the river on a raft, just to show they were keeping their tail up and
enjoying themselves. Well, that was the kind of people I had to deal
with.”
“Alone?” said Cleever. Solitude of the soul he could understand--none
better--but he had never in the body moved ten miles from his fellows.
“I had my men, but the rest of it was pretty much alone. The nearest
post that could give me orders was fifteen miles away, and we used to
heliograph to them, and they used to give us orders same way--too many
orders.”
“Who was your C. O.?” said Boileau.
“Bounderby--Major. Pukka Bounderby; more Bounder than pukka. He went out
up Bhamo way. Shot, or cut down, last year,” said The Infant.
“What are these interludes in a strange tongue?” said Cleever to me.
“Professional information--like the Mississippi pilots' talk,” said
I. “He did not approve of his major, who died a violent death. Go on,
Infant.”
“Far too many orders. You couldn't take the Tommies out for a two days'
daur--that's expedition--without being blown up for not asking leave.
And the whole country was humming with dacoits. I used to send out
spies, and act on their information. As soon as a man came in and told
me of a gang in hiding, I'd take thirty men with some grub, and go out
and look for them, while the other subaltern lay doggo in camp.”
“Lay! Pardon me, but how did he lie?” said Cleever.
“Lay doggo--lay quiet, with the other thirty men. When I came back, he'd
take out his half of the men, and have a good time of his own.”
“Who was he?” said Boileau.
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