“Well, he'll ha' got shut av amusemints, excipt turnin' from wan side to
the other, these few years come. I knew Mackie, an' I've seen too many
to be mistuk in the muster av wan man. He might ha' gone on an' forgot,
as you say, Sorr, but was a man wid an educashin, an' he used ut for his
schames, an' the same educashin, an' talk an' all that made him able to
do fwhat he had a mind to wid a woman, that same wud turn back again in
the long run an' tear him alive. I can't say fwhat that I mane to say
bekaze I don't know how, but Mackie was the spit an' livin' image av
a man that I saw march the same march all but; an' 'twas worse for him
that he did not come by Mackie's ind. Wait while I remimber now. 'Twas
fwhin I was in the Black Tyrone, an' he was drafted us from Portsmouth;
an' fwhat was his misbegotten name? Larry--Larry Tighe ut was; an' wan
of the draft said he was a gentleman ranker, an' Larry tuk an' three
parts killed him for saying so. An' he was a big man, an' a strong man,
an' a handsome man, an' that tells heavy in practice wid some women,
but, takin' thim by an' large, not wid all. Yet 'twas wid all that Larry
dealt--all--for he 'ud put the comether on any woman that trod the green
earth av God, an' he knew ut. Like Mackie that's roastin' now, he knew
ut; an' niver did he put the comether on any woman save an' excipt for
the black shame. 'Tis not me that shud be talkin', dear knows, dear
knows, but the most av my mis--misalli'nces was for pure devilry, an'
mighty sorry I have been whin harm came; an' time an' again wid a girl,
ay, an' a woman too, for the matter av that, whin I have seen by the
eyes av her that I was makin' more throuble than I talked, I have hild
off an' let be for the sake av the mother that bore me. But Larry, I'm
thinkin', he was suckled by a she-devil, for he niver let wan go that
came nigh to listen to him. 'Twas his business, as if it might ha'
bin sinthry-go. He was a good soldier too. Now there was the Colonel's
governess--an' he a privit too!--that was never known in barricks; an'
wan av the Major's maids, and she was promised to a man; an' some more
outside; an' fwhat ut was amongst us we'll never know till Judgment
Day! 'Twas the nature av the baste to put the comether on the best av
thim--not the prettiest by any manner av manes--but the like av such
woman as you cud lay your band on the Book an' swear there was niver
thought av foolishness in. An' for that very reason, mark you, he was
niver caught. He came close to ut wanst or twice, but caught he niver
was, an' that cost him more at the ind than the beginnin'. He talked
to me more than most, bekaze he tould me, barrin' the accident av my
educashin, I'd ha' been the same kind av divil he was. 'An' is ut
like,' he wud say, houldin' his head high--'is ut like that I'd iver be
thrapped? For fwhat am I when all's said an' done?' he sez. 'A damned
privit,' sez he. 'An' is ut like, think you, that thim I know wud be
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