“'I wint over an' tuk hould. There was wan sergeant left standin', an'
they'd pay no heed to him. The remnint was me, an' 'twas high time I
came. Some I talked to, an' some I did not, but before night the bhoys
av the Tyrone stud to attention, begad, if I sucked on my poipe above a
whishper. Betune you an' me an' Bobs, I was commandin' the company, an'
that was what Cruik had thransferred me for, an' the little orf'cer bhoy
knew ut, and I knew ut, but the comp'ny did not. And there, mark you, is
the vartue that no money an' no dhrill can buy--the vartue av the ould
soldier that knows his orf'cer's work an' does ut--at the salute!
“Thin the Tyrone, wid the Ould Rig'mint in touch, was sint maraudin'
and prowlin' acrost the hills promishcuous an' unsatisfactory. 'Tis my
privit opinion that a gin'ral does not know half his time fwhat to do
wid three-quarthers his command. So he shquats on his hunkers an' bids
thim run round an' round forninst him while he considhers on ut. Whin by
the process av nature they get sejuced into a big fight that was none av
their seekin', he sez: 'Obsarve my shuparior janius! I meant ut to come
so.' We ran round an' about, an' all we got was shootin' into the camp
at night, an' rushin' empty sungars wid the long bradawl, an' bein' hit
from behind rocks till we was wore out--all except Love-o'-Women. That
puppy-dog business was mate an' dhrink to him. Begad, he cud niver
get enough av ut. Me well knowin' that it is just this desultorial
campaignin' that kills the best men, an' suspicionin' that if I was cut
the little orf'cer bhoy wud expind all his men in thryin' to get out, I
wud lie most powerful doggo whin I heard a shot, an' curl my long legs
behind a bowlder, an' run like blazes whin the ground was clear.
Faith, if I led the Tyrone in rethreat wanst I led them forty times.
Love-o'-Women wud stay pottin' an' pottin' from behind a rock, and wait
till the fire was heaviest, an' thin stand up an' fire man-height clear.
He wud lie out in camp too at night snipin' at the shadows, for he
niver tuk a mouthful av slape. My commandin' orf'cer--save his little
soul!--cud not see the beauty av of my strategims, an' whin the Ould
Rig'mint crossed us, an' that was wanst a week, he'd throt off to
Cruik, wid his big blue eyes as round as saucers, an' lay an information
against me. I heard thim wanst talkin' through the tent-wall, an' I
nearly laughed.
“'He runs--runs like a hare,' sez the little orf'cer bhoy. ''Tis
demoralisin' my men.'
“'Ye damned little fool,' sez Cruik, laughin'. 'He's larnin' you your
business. Have ye been rushed at night yet?'
“'No,' sez the child, wishful that he had been.
“'Have you any wounded?' sez Cruik.
“'No,' he sez. 'There was no chanst for that. They follow Mulvaney too
quick,' he sez.
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