Christmas stories, English; Holidays -- Fiction; Short stories
It is supposed, unless I mistake—the assembled members of our family will
correct me if I do, which is very likely (here the poor relation looked
mildly about him for contradiction); that I am nobody’s enemy but my own.
That I never met with any particular success in anything. That I failed
in business because I was unbusiness-like and credulous—in not being
prepared for the interested designs of my partner. That I failed in
love, because I was ridiculously trustful—in thinking it impossible that
Christiana could deceive me. That I failed in my expectations from my
uncle Chill, on account of not being as sharp as he could have wished in
worldly matters. That, through life, I have been rather put upon and
disappointed in a general way. That I am at present a bachelor of
between fifty-nine and sixty years of age, living on a limited income in
the form of a quarterly allowance, to which I see that John our esteemed
host wishes me to make no further allusion.
The supposition as to my present pursuits and habits is to the following
effect.
I live in a lodging in the Clapham Road—a very clean back room, in a very
respectable house—where I am expected not to be at home in the day-time,
unless poorly; and which I usually leave in the morning at nine o’clock,
on pretence of going to business. I take my breakfast—my roll and
butter, and my half-pint of coffee—at the old-established coffee-shop
near Westminster Bridge; and then I go into the City—I don’t know why—and
sit in Garraway’s Coffee House, and on ’Change, and walk about, and look
into a few offices and counting-houses where some of my relations or
acquaintance are so good as to tolerate me, and where I stand by the fire
if the weather happens to be cold. I get through the day in this way
until five o’clock, and then I dine: at a cost, on the average, of one
and threepence. Having still a little money to spend on my evening’s
entertainment, I look into the old-established coffee-shop as I go home,
and take my cup of tea, and perhaps my bit of toast. So, as the large
hand of the clock makes its way round to the morning hour again, I make
my way round to the Clapham Road again, and go to bed when I get to my
lodging—fire being expensive, and being objected to by the family on
account of its giving trouble and making a dirt.
Sometimes, one of my relations or acquaintances is so obliging as to ask
me to dinner. Those are holiday occasions, and then I generally walk in
the Park. I am a solitary man, and seldom walk with anybody. Not that I
am avoided because I am shabby; for I am not at all shabby, having always
a very good suit of black on (or rather Oxford mixture, which has the
appearance of black and wears much better); but I have got into a habit
of speaking low, and being rather silent, and my spirits are not high,
and I am sensible that I am not an attractive companion.
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