Christmas stories, English; Holidays -- Fiction; Short stories
There was precious consternation among the members of the Society, now.
Lots of them wanted to resign, and lots more began to try to make out
that they had never belonged to it. However, the President stuck up, and
said that they must stand or fall together, and that if a breach was made
it should be over his body—which was meant to encourage the Society: but
it didn’t. The President further said, he would consider the position in
which they stood, and would give them his best opinion and advice in a
few days. This was eagerly looked for, as he knew a good deal of the
world on account of his father’s being in the West Indies.
After days and days of hard thinking, and drawing armies all over his
slate, the President called our fellows together, and made the matter
clear. He said it was plain that when Old Cheeseman came on the
appointed day, his first revenge would be to impeach the Society, and
have it flogged all round. After witnessing with joy the torture of his
enemies, and gloating over the cries which agony would extort from them,
the probability was that he would invite the Reverend, on pretence of
conversation, into a private room—say the parlour into which Parents were
shown, where the two great globes were which were never used—and would
there reproach him with the various frauds and oppressions he had endured
at his hands. At the close of his observations he would make a signal to
a Prizefighter concealed in the passage, who would then appear and pitch
into the Reverend, till he was left insensible. Old Cheeseman would then
make Jane a present of from five to ten pounds, and would leave the
establishment in fiendish triumph.
The President explained that against the parlour part, or the Jane part,
of these arrangements he had nothing to say; but, on the part of the
Society, he counselled deadly resistance. With this view he recommended
that all available desks should be filled with stones, and that the first
word of the complaint should be the signal to every fellow to let fly at
Old Cheeseman. The bold advice put the Society in better spirits, and
was unanimously taken. A post about Old Cheeseman’s size was put up in
the playground, and all our fellows practised at it till it was dinted
all over.
When the day came, and Places were called, every fellow sat down in a
tremble. There had been much discussing and disputing as to how Old
Cheeseman would come; but it was the general opinion that he would appear
in a sort of triumphal car drawn by four horses, with two livery servants
in front, and the Prizefighter in disguise up behind. So, all our
fellows sat listening for the sound of wheels. But no wheels were heard,
for Old Cheeseman walked after all, and came into the school without any
preparation. Pretty much as he used to be, only dressed in black.
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