England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
Macmaster's mind simply stopped. He was in a space, all windows. There
was sunlight outside. And clouds. Pink and white. Woolly! Some ships.
And two men: one dark and oily, the other rather blotchy on a blonde
baldness. They were talking, but their words made no impression on
Macmaster. The dark, oily man said that he was not going to take Gertie
to Budapest. Not half! He winked like a nightmare. Beyond were two young
men and a preposterous face. . . . It was all so like a nightmare that
the Cabinet Minister's features were distorted for Macmaster. Like an
enormous mask of pantomime: shiny, with an immense nose and elongated,
Chinese eyes.
Yet not unpleasant! Macmaster was a Whig by conviction, by nation, by
temperament. He thought that public servants should abstain from
political activity. Nevertheless, he couldn't be expected to think a
Liberal Cabinet Minister ugly. On the contrary, Mr. Waterhouse appeared
to have a frank, humorous, kindly expression. He listened deferentially
to one of his secretaries, resting his hand on the young man's shoulder,
smiling a little, rather sleepily. No doubt he was overworked. And then,
letting himself go in a side-shaking laugh. Putting on flesh!
What a pity! What a _pity_! Macmaster was reading a string of
incomprehensible words in Tietjens' heavily scored writing. _Not
entertain_ . . . _flat not house_ . . . _child remain at sister._ . . .
His eyes went backwards and forwards over the phrases. He could not
connect the words without stops. The man with the oily hair said in a
sickly voice that Gertie was hot stuff, but not the one for Budapest
with all the Gitana girls you were telling me of! Why, he'd kept Gertie
for five years now. More like the real thing! His friend's voice was
like a result of indigestion. Tietjens, Sandbach and the General were
stiff, like pokers.
What a pity! Macmaster thought.
He ought to have been sitting . . . It would have been pleasant and
right to be sitting with the pleasant Minister. In the ordinary course
he, Macmaster, would have been. The best golfer in the place was usually
set to play with distinguished visitors, and there was next to no one in
the south of England who ordinarily could beat him. He had begun at
four, playing with a miniature cleek and a found shilling ball over the
municipal links. Going to the poor school every morning and back to
dinner; and back to school and back to bed! Over the cold, rushy, sandy
links, beside the grey sea. Both shoes full of sand. The found shilling
ball had lasted him three years. . . .
Macmaster exclaimed: "Good God!" He had just gathered from the telegram
that Tietjens meant to go to Germany on Tuesday. As if at Macmaster's
ejaculation Tietjens said:
"Yes. It _is_ unbearable. If you don't stop those swine, General, I
shall."
The General sibilated low, between his teeth:
"Wait a minute. . . . Wait a minute. . . . Perhaps that other fellow
will."
The man with the black oily hair said:
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