England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
Dead silent: unable to talk: from too good breakfast to probably
extremely bad lunch. The young woman, so the young man is duly warned,
to prepare it: pink india-rubber half-cooked cold beef, no doubt: tepid
potatoes, water in the bottom of willow-pattern dish. (_No_! _Not_
genuine willow-pattern, of _course_, Mr. Tietjens.) Overgrown lettuce
with wood-vinegar to make the mouth scream with pain; pickles, also
preserved in wood-vinegar; two bottles of public-house beer that, on
opening, squirts to the wall. A glass of invalid port . . . for the
_gentleman_! . . . and the jaws hardly able to open after the too
enormous breakfast at 10.15. Mid-day now!
"God's England!" Tietjens exclaimed to himself in high good humour.
"'Land of Hope and Glory!'--F natural descending to tonic, C major:
chord of 6-4, suspension over dominant seventh to common chord of C
major. . . . All absolutely correct! Double basses, 'cellos, all
violins: all wood wind: all brass. Full grand organ: all stops: special
_vox humana_ and key-bugle effect. . . . Across the counties came the
sound of bugles that his father knew. . . . Pipe exactly right. It must
be: pipe of Englishman of good birth: ditto tobacco. Attractive young
woman's back. English mid-day midsummer. Best climate in the world! No
day on which man may not go abroad!" Tietjens paused and aimed with his
hazel stick an immense blow at a tall spike of yellow mullein with its
undecided, furry, glaucous leaves and its undecided, buttony, unripe
lemon-coloured flower. The structure collapsed, gracefully, like a woman
killed among crinolines!
"Now I'm a bloody murderer!" Tietjens said. "Not gory! Green-stained
with vital fluid of innocent plant . . . And by God! Not a woman in the
country who won't let you rape her after an hour's acquaintance!" He
slew two more mulleins and a sow-thistle! A shadow, but not from the
sun, a gloom, lay across the sixty acres of purple grass bloom and
marguerites, white: like petticoats of lace over the grass!
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