England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"By God," he said, "Church! State! Army! H.M. Ministry: H.M. Opposition;
H.M. City Man. . . . All the governing class! All rotten! Thank God
we've got a navy! . . . But perhaps that's rotten too! Who knows!
Britannia needs no bulwarks . . . Then thank God for the upright young
man and the virtuous maiden in the summer fields: he Tory of the Tories
as he should be: she suffragette of the militants: militant here in
earth . . . as she should be! As she should be! In the early decades of
the twentieth century however else can a woman keep clean and wholesome!
Ranting from platforms, splendid for the lungs: bashing in policemen's
helmets. . . . No! It's I do that: my part, I think, miss! . . .
Carrying heavy banners in twenty mile processions through streets of
Sodom. All splendid! I bet she's virtuous. But you don't have to bet. It
isn't done on certainties. You can tell it in the eye. Nice eyes!
Attractive back. Virginal cockiness. . . . Yes, better occupation for
mothers of empire than attending on lewd husbands year in year out till
you're as hysterical as a female cat on heat. . . . You could see it in
her: that woman: you can see it in most of 'em! Thank God then for the
Tory, upright young married man and the Suffragette kid . . . Backbone
of England! . . ."
He killed another flower.
"But by God! we're both under a cloud! Both! . . . That kid and I! And
General Lord Edward Campion, Lady Claudine Sandbach, and the Hon. Paul,
M.P. (suspended) to spread the tale. . . . And forty toothless fogies in
the club to spread it: and no end visiting books yawning to have your
names cut out of them, my boy! . . . My dear boy: I so regret: your
father's oldest friend. . . . By Jove, the pistachio nut of that
galantine! Repeating! Breakfast gone wrong: gloomy reflections! Thought
I could stand anything: digestion of an ostrich. . . . But no! Gloomy
reflections: I'm hysterical: like that large-eyed whore! For same
reason! Wrong diet and wrong life: diet meant for partridge shooters
over the turnips consumed by the sedentary. England the land of
pills . . . _Das Pillen-Land_, the Germans call us. Very properly . . .
And, damn it: outdoor diet: boiled mutton, turnips: sedentary life . . .
and forced up against the filthiness of the world: your nose in it all day
long! . . . Why, hang it, I'm as badly off as she. Sylvia's as bad as
Duchemin! . . . I'd never have thought that . . . No wonder meat's
turned to uric acid . . . prime cause of neurasthenia. . . . What a
beastly muddle! Poor Macmaster! He's finished. Poor devil: he'd better
have ogled this kid. He could have sung: 'Highland Mary' a better tune
than 'This is the end of every man's desire' . . . You can cut it on his
tombstone, you can write it on his card that a young man tacked on to a
paulo-post pre-Raphaelite prostitute. . . ."
He stopped suddenly in his walk. It had occurred to him that he ought
not to be walking with this girl!
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