England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"Come along!" he exclaimed, and set off at a trot almost. It had come
into his head that it would be just the beastly sort of thing that would
happen if a car with General Campion and Lady Claudine and Paul Sandbach
all aboard should come along that blinding stretch of road: or one
alone: perhaps the General driving the dog-cart he affected. He said to
himself:
"By God! If they cut this girl I'd break their backs over my knee!" and
he hastened. "Just the beastly thing that _would_ happen." The road
probably led straight in at the front door of Mountby!
Miss Wannop trotted along a little in his rear. She thought him the most
extraordinary man: as mad as he was odious. Sane people, if they're
going to hurry--but _why_ hurry!--do it in the shade of field hedgerows,
not in the white blaze of county council roads. Well, he could go ahead.
In the next field she was going to have it out with him: she didn't
intend to be hot with running: let him be, his hateful, but certainly
noticeable eyes, protruding at her like a lobster's; but she cool and
denunciatory in her pretty blouse. . . .
There was a dog-cart coming behind them!
Suddenly it came into her head: that fool had been lying when he had
said that the police meant to let them alone: lying over the
breakfast-table. . . . The dog-cart contained the police: after them!
She didn't waste time looking round: she wasn't a fool like Atalanta in
the egg race. She picked up her heels and sprinted. She beat him by a
yard and a half to the kissing-gate, white in the hedge: panicked:
breathing hard. He panted into it, after her: the fool hadn't the sense
to let her through first. They were jammed in together: face to face,
panting! An occasion on which sweethearts kiss in Kent: the gate being
made in three, the inner flange of the V moving on hinges. It stops
cattle getting through: but this great lout of a Yorkshireman didn't
know: trying to push through like a mad bullock! Now they were caught.
Three weeks in Wandsworth gaol. . . . Oh hang. . . .
The voice of Mrs. Wannop--of course it was only mother! Twenty feet on
high or so behind the kicking mare, with a good, round face like a
peony--said:
"Ah, you can jam my Val in a gate and hold her . . . but she gave you
seven yards in twenty and beat you to the gate. That was her father's
ambition!" She thought of them as children running races. She beamed
down, round-faced and simple, on Tietjens from beside the driver, who
had a black, slouch hat and the grey beard of St. Peter.
"My dear boy!" she said, "my dear boy; it's such a satisfaction to have
you under my roof!"
The black horse reared on end, the patriarch sawing at its mouth. Mrs.
Wannop said unconcernedly: "Stephen Joel! I haven't done talking."
Tietjens was gazing enragedly at the lower part of the horse's
sweat-smeared stomach.
"You soon will have," he said, "with the girth in that state. Your neck
will be broken."
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