England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"Oh, I don't think so," Mrs. Wannop said. "Joel only bought the turn-out
yesterday."
Tietjens addressed the driver with some ferocity:
"Here; get down, you," he said. He held, himself, the head of the horse
whose nostrils were wide with emotion: it rubbed its forehead almost
immediately against his chest. He said: "Yes! yes! There! there!" Its
limbs lost their tautness. The aged driver scrambled down from the high
seat, trying to come down at first forward and then backwards. Tietjens
fired indignant orders at him:
"Lead the horse into the shade of that tree. Don't touch his bit: his
mouth's sore. Where did you get this job lot? Ashford market: thirty
pounds: it's worth more. . . . But, blast you, don't you see you've got
a thirteen hands pony's harness for a sixteen and a half hands horse.
Let the bit out: three holes: it's cutting the animal's tongue in half.
. . . This animal's a rig. Do you know what a rig is? If you give it
corn for a fortnight it will kick you and the cart and the stable to
pieces in five minutes one day." He led the conveyance, Mrs. Wannop
triumphantly complacent and all, into a patch of shade beneath elms.
"Loosen that bit, confound you," he said to the driver. "Ah! you're
afraid."
He loosened the bit himself, covering his fingers with greasy harness
polish which he hated. Then he said:
"Can you hold his head or are you afraid of that too? You _deserve_ to
have him bite your hands off." He addressed Miss Wannop: "Can _you_?"
She said: "No! I'm afraid of horses. I can drive any sort of car: but
I'm afraid of horses." He said: "Very proper!" He stood back and looked
at the horse: it had dropped its head and lifted its near hind foot,
resting the toe on the ground: an attitude of relaxation.
"He'll stand now!" he said. He undid the girth, bending down
uncomfortably, perspiring and greasy: the girth-strap parted in his
hand.
"It's true," Mrs. Wannop said. "I'd have been dead in three minutes if
you hadn't seen that. The cart would have gone over backwards . . ."
Tietjens took out a large, complicated, horn-handled knife like a
schoolboy's. He selected a punch and pulled it open. He said to the
driver:
"Have you got any cobbler's thread? Any string? Any copper wire? A
rabbit wire, now? Come, you've got a rabbit wire or you're not a handy
man."
The driver moved his slouch hat circularly in negation. This seemed to
be Quality who summons you for poaching if you own to possessing rabbit
wires.
Tietjens laid the girth along the shaft and punched into it with his
punch.
"Woman's work!" he said to Mrs. Wannop, "but it'll take you home and
last you six months as well . . . But I'll sell this whole lot for you
to-morrow."
Mrs. Wannop sighed:
"I suppose it'll fetch a ten pound note . . ." She said: "I ought to
have gone to market myself."
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