Some eminent Victorians: Personal recollections in the world of art and lettersCarr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns)
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Some eminent Victorians: Personal recollections in the world of art and letters
Carr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns)
Art, Victorian; English literature -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Intellectual life -- 19th century
This small boy was of almost forbidding mien and decidedly surly in
manner, but these external evidences of discouragement seemed only to
fire Toole in his desire to make his better acquaintance. He
complimented the urchin upon his dexterous use of the broom, a
compliment to which the surly boy vouchsafed no audible reply. Toole,
entirely undaunted, persisted in his overtures of friendship.
“That’s right, my lad,” he cried, “use your broom, and when you go to
bed at night hang it up by the side of your bed.”
This injunction, so entirely unsolicited, seemed to rouse the boy’s ire,
and his dormant powers of speech suddenly returning, he inquired of
Toole, in tones that were almost indignant, “Why should I?”
“Because,” answered Toole, with a persuasive manner that seemed to
convey a convincing argument, “if by chance you should wake in the
night, there’s your little broom.”
The boy, to do him justice, seemed by no means appeased by this obvious
explanation, and reverted again to his aimless occupation of dusting the
vacant seats of the untenanted bowers of the tea-gardens. Whereupon
Toole, still undefeated, attacked the citadel from another quarter.
“When is your birthday?” he inquired, and the boy, entirely taken off
his guard, replied, “To-morrow!” and then, again entrenching himself
safely behind his bastion of surly reserve, demanded in trenchant tones,
“What’s that got to do with you?”
“Oh, nothing, nothing!” replied Toole, “only I thought I’d like to know
if there was anything in particular you’d like for a birthday present.”
The boy, at first obdurately silent, at last yielded under pressure, and
confessed that the dream of his life was to possess a bicycle.
“Why not?” said Toole.
“There’s nobody going to give me no bicycle,” replied the boy, although
his mood was now obviously melting under the infectious influence of the
comedian’s good-humour, and as we went towards the gate to get into our
carriage the boy followed us, as though under some kind of spell induced
by Toole’s suggestion, “that you never knew who might send you the
present you wanted.”
It chanced that just at the entrance to the tea-gardens two bicycles
were leaning against a hedge, and their two owners, flushed with
exercise, were seated in jerseys beneath a tree quaffing a pot of ale.
“Why,” cried Toole, in tones of wondering amazement, as though he saw
before him the fulfilment of his own prophecy, “there is your bicycle!”
The boy was bewitched. Without halt or pause he seized one of the vacant
machines, and before interference was possible had mounted it and was
riding down the road to Highgate, the owner, roused from his
refreshment, starting in pursuit.
In a moment he returned, drawing his machine with one hand and holding
the boy by the collar with the other.
“This is your fault,” he cried indignantly to Toole, “you encouraged
him.”
“Well,” replied Toole, with the blandest of smiles, “you can’t blame the
boy, he was only trying if it fitted him.”
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