“You must know,” he began, as we sat on deck watching the lofty
outlines of St. David’s Head slowly fade in the distance, “you must
know, O’Donnell, that after leaving Crawley’s I inherited a nice little
sum of money from my aunt, Lady Maughan of Blackrock, who, dying quite
unexpectedly, left the bulk of her property to my family. My brother
Bob had her estate in Roscommon; Charley, the house near Dublin;
whilst I--lucky beggar that I am--(for I was head over heels in debt at
the time) suddenly found myself the happy possessor of £20,000 and--a
bog-oak grandfather clock.”
Here I thought fit to interrupt.
“A bog-oak clock!” I exclaimed. “Good gracious me! what a funny legacy!
Had you taken a fancy to it?”
“I had never even seen it!” O’Moore laughed--then, looking suddenly
serious: “My aunt, O’Donnell, as I daresay you recollect, was
rather dry and satirical. The clock has not been exactly a pleasant
acquisition to my establishment; so I fancy she may have bequeathed it
to me as a sort of antidote to the exhilarating effect of £20,000. A
sort of ‘bitter with the sweet,’ don’t you know! You appear astonished!
You would like to hear more about the clock? And you are quite right,
too; the history of a really antique piece of furniture is a million
times more interesting a subject to discuss than a ton of gold. To
begin with, it was almost as new to my aunt as to me; she had only had
it a week before she died, and during that brief interval she had made
up her mind to leave it to me. Odd, was it not? I thought so, too, at
her funeral! Now it seems quite natural; I was her metaphysician, I
knew her and understood her idiosyncrasies better than most people. She
bought the clock for a mere song from a second-hand furniture dealer in
Grafton Street. I was living at the time near Basingstoke in a small
house--one of those horrible anachronisms, an up-to-date villa in an
old-world village.
“It’s a charming neighbourhood--suited me down to the ground: flat
country (hills tire me to death), excellent roads (I am fond of
riding), trout streams, pretty meadows, crowds of honeysuckle and that
sort of thing, and, to crown all else, Pines!!! Now, if there is one
scent for which I have a special weakness, it is that of the pine. I
could sit out of doors _ad infinitum_ sniffing pines. It intoxicates
me; hence I grew very fond of Hampshire.
“Let me return to the clock. It came from Dublin to Bristol _viâ_ the
good old Argo (what Bristolian is there, I should like to know, who
doesn’t love the Argo!) and thence by rail to Basingstoke, arriving at
my house after dusk. You see, I am talking of it almost as if it were
some live person! But then, you see, it was a bog-oak grandfather’s
clock--no common grinder I can assure you; and I was prepared to pay it
every homage the moment it was landed in the hall.
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