Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
"He's our local thief," Sam explained, for the benefit of the drover
and his mates, who were strangers to the township. "A real bad egg, so
bad that we're proud of him. Shakes everything he can lay his dirty
nails on, and smokes a meerschum he must have shook before we knew him.
An organ-grinder in redooced circumstances, that's what's the matter
with old Squally; but he must have been out a good bit, for he speaks
as good bloomin' English as you or me. Came this way first a year or
two ago; hadn't been here a month before every decent door in the place
was slammed in the beggar's face. I've fired him out of this again and
again. The last time was last Christmas Day. He had the cheek to shove
in his ugly mug, first thing in the morning, and ask if there was any
free drinks going. Free drinks for him! He went out quicker than he
come in. But he turns up again in the afternoon, as bold as blessed
brass, and, by cripes, I didn't fire him then!
"The joker was bit by a snake. His face was as white as his teeth,
an' there was the fear o' death, yes, an' the heat of hell in his
wicked eyes. He'd chucked his hat away, after ripping out the greasy
blue linin', and that's what he'd got twisted around his right wrist.
Twisted so tight, with the stem of his pipe, that the hand looked dead
and rotten, all but a crust of blood between the knuckles. Then he
licks off the blood, and there sure enough were two little holes, just
like stabs, five-eighths of an inch apart. My blessed oath!
"'What kind?' says I, though I thought I knew.
"'A coral,' says Squally, as I expected. And you know what _that_
means, you mister; there's not one in ten as gets bit by a coral-snake
and lives to show the place."
The new chum nodded.
"Well, there was just one chance for the joker and that was all. I
filled a tumbler with whisky straight--hanged if he'd touch it! Never
see such a thing in my life! That swine who'd get dead drunk every
time he got the slant--who'd been round that very mornin', cadgin' for
a drink--the same obstinate pig wouldn't touch a drop now to save his
life. 'No, no,' says Squally, 'I have been drunken dev-ill all my days,
let me die sober, let me die sober.' So we had to take him and force
that whisky down his throat, like giving a horse a ball, and another
big nobbler on top of it to make sure. Then we stood round and looked
on. D'ye see, mister, if it made him tight we'd pull him through; if it
didn't, there was no hope for him; and there'd be one blackguard less
in Riverina. Well, for a bit he stood as straight an' as firm as them
verandah posts; but it wasn't long before I see his knees givin' an'
his chin comin' down upon his chest; an' then I knew as all was right.
In less than five minutes he was blind and speechless; we'd got him
spread out comfy in that corner; and the rest of us were quenching the
little thirst we'd raised over the business."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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