Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
Here Sam Eccles suited the action to the word, and the drover with the
blue fly-veil shook his head.
"You didn't deserve them drinks," said he. "What did you want to go
and save a thing like that for? You should have let the joker die. _I_
would."
"I wished I had," replied Sam, ruefully. "That's not the end of the
yarn, d'ye see, and it's the end what's going to make you chaps smile.
There's a rabbit inspector lives in this here township, and knows
more about nat'ral history than any other two men in the back-blocks.
He happened to be at home that day, and he's at home to-day, too, if
you'd like to see the snake what bit the Italian. He has it in his
house--and this is how he come to get it. Somebody tells him what's
happened, and he looks in during the evening to see for himself. There
was old Squally drowned in whisky, sleepin' like a kid. 'So,' says Mr.
Gray--that's the rabbit-inspector--'now's my time. The other day I lost
my pen-knife; must have dropped it out of the buggy, but remembered the
place and drove back; met Squally on the way, and nat-rally never saw
my knife again. Now's my time,' says he, 'to get it back. Now's the
time,' he says, 'for all of us to get back everything we ever lost!'
And down he goes on his knees beside Squally, and starts feeling in his
pockets.
"'Here it is!' he says directly; and yet he never gets up from his
knees.
"'Struck anything else, Mr. Gray?' says I at last.
"'Yes, Sam, I have,' says he, turning round and fixing me with his blue
goggles. 'What sort of a snake was it our friend here said had bitten
him?'
"'A coral,' says I.
"'Not it,' says he.
"'What then?' says I.
"'A new variety altogether,' says Mr. Gray, grinning through his beard.
"'Give it a name, sir,' says I.
"'Certainly,' says he, getting up. 'If we call it the knife-snake we
shan't be far out.' And blowed if he didn't show me the little blade of
his own knife blooded at the point; blowed if he didn't fit the blessed
point into Squally's blessed bites!"
Sam covered his face for shame, but joined next moment in the laugh
against himself. Not so he of the blue fly-veil. The drover's hairy
visage was a strong study in perfectly candid contempt.
"You run a bush pub, and you were had by that old dodge. It hasn't got
a tooth in its head--it's as old as the blooming sandhills--yet you
were had. My stars!"
The new chum from Paka diverted the laugh by innocently inquiring what
that dodge might be.
"A free drunk," said the drover. "And you ought to stand _us_ free
drinks, mister, for not knowing. You're only a shade better than our
friend the boss. To swallow that old chestnut at this time o' day!"
Sam Eccles lost his temper.
"You've said about enough. The man I mean was a born actor. Either shut
your blessed head or take off that coat and come outside."
"Right," replied the drover, divesting himself on his way to the door.
Sam followed him with equal alacrity, but came to a sudden halt upon
the threshold.
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