Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
"You can't put in too much of it to suit mine. Your love-story has been
the strong point in all your novels, Wolff, and it is still. This new
one is of your very best in that respect. I foresee a sweet scene in
the boat-house."
"I am in the middle of it now," the novelist said, complacently.
"I have visions of the old general turning up when she is in his arms.
I do hope you won't let him, Wolff."
"How well you know my work, my love! The general came in and caught
them just before I wiped my pen yesterday. It ended the chapter very
nicely. I was in good form at lunch."
"And what is going to happen to-day?"
"Can you ask? The general blusters. George behaves like a gentleman,
and scores all down the line, for the time being."
"But surely she is allowed to marry him in the end?"
"She always is, my dear, in my books."
Mrs. Mason cast upon her husband a fixed look which turned slowly
into a sweet, grave smile. He was still standing at the foot of the
bed, but now he was leaning on the brass rail, with his hands folded
quietly, and a good-humoured twinkle in his eyes.
Whatever he might say about his own books at the club, he enjoyed
chatting them over with his wife as keenly as in the dear early days
when his first book and their eldest daughter appeared simultaneously.
He had forgotten Ida for the moment, and the pleasant though impossible
young man at the sea-side; but Mrs. Mason did not mean that moment to
be prolonged.
"Ah," said she, "in your books! Twice you have allowed the heroine to
marry the hero in your life too."
"I was under the impression, my dear, that we were talking about my
books."
"But I am thinking about Ida. You needn't look at the clock, Wolff. You
know very well that you never leave the house before ten minutes past,
and it isn't five past yet. You may look at your watch if you like, but
you will see that my clock is, if anything, fast. I say that you raised
no opposition in the case of either Laura or Hetty."
"Didn't I?" exclaimed the novelist with a grim chuckle. "By Jove, I did
my worst! If that wasn't very bad you must remember that we knew all
about Charles and Macfarlane. It wasn't like young Overton. By Jove,
no!"
"Young Overman's is better romance," murmured Mrs. Mason.
"Therefore, it is worse real life. I do wish you would see with me that
the two things clash if you try to bring them together. Frankly, my
dear, I wish you wouldn't try. I make a point of never doing so--that's
why I don't live over the shop."
"Wolff, Wolff, say that sort of thing at your club! With me you can
afford to be sincere. Why, you have put Ida's hair and eyes into every
book you have written since she grew up. The things don't clash. If you
borrow from Ida for your books, I think you ought to be prepared to
pay her back out of your books too, and allow her to live happily ever
after, like all the rest of your heroines."
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