Some Roundabout PapersThackeray, William Makepeace
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Some Roundabout Papers
Thackeray, William Makepeace
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THE kindly Christmas tree, from which I trust every gentle reader has
pulled out a bonbon or two, is yet all aflame whilst I am writing, and
sparkles with the sweet fruits of its season. You young ladies, may you
have plucked pretty giftlings from it; and out of the cracker sugar-plum
which you have split with the captain or the sweet young curate may you
have read one of those delicious conundrums which the confectioners
introduce into the sweetmeats, and which apply to the cunning passion of
love. Those riddles are to be read at _your_ age, when I daresay they
are amusing. As for Dolly, Merry, and Bell, who are standing at the
tree, they don’t care about the love-riddle part, but understand the
sweet-almoned portion very well. They are four, five, six years old.
Patience, little people! A dozen merry Christmases more, and you will be
reading those wonderful love-conundrums, too. As for us elderly folks,
we watch the babies at their sport, and the young people pulling at the
branches: and instead of finding bonbons or sweeties in the packets which
we pluck off the boughs, we find enclosed Mr Carnifex’s review of the
quarter’s meat; Mr Sartor’s compliments, and little statement for self
and the young gentlemen; and Madame de Sainte-Crinoline’s respects to the
young ladies, who encloses her account, and will sent on Saturday,
please; or we stretch our hand out to the educational branch of the
Christmas tree, and there find a lively and amusing article from the Rev.
Henry Holyshade, containing our dear Tommy’s exceedingly moderate account
for the last term’s school expenses.
The tree yet sparkles, I say. I am writing on the day before Twelfth
Day, if you must know; but already ever so many of the fruits have been
pulled, and the Christmas lights have gone out. Bobby Miseltow, who has
been staying with us for a week (and who has been sleeping mysteriously
in the bath-room), comes to say he is going away to spend the rest of the
holidays with his grandmother—and I brush away the manly tear of regret
as I part with the dear child. “Well, Bob, good-bye, since you _will_
go. Compliments to grandmamma. Thank her for the turkey. Here’s —”
(_A slight pecuniary transaction takes place at this juncture_, _and Bob
nods and winks_, _and puts his hand in his waistcoat pocket_.) “You have
had a pleasant week?”
BOB.—“Haven’t I!” (_And exit_, _anxious to know the amount of the coin
which has just changed hands_.)
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