Some Roundabout PapersThackeray, William Makepeace
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Some Roundabout Papers
Thackeray, William Makepeace
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In the pitchy darkness, this awful figure throwing his eyes about, the
gas in the boxes shuddering out of sight, and the wind-instruments
bugling the most horrible wails, the boldest spectator must have felt
frightened. But hark! what is that silver shimmer of the fiddles? Is
it—can it be—the grey dawn peeping in the stormy east? The ghost’s eyes
look blankly towards it, and roll a ghastly agony. Quicker, quicker ply
the violins of Phoebus Apollo. Redder, redder grow the orient clouds.
Cockadoodledoo! crows that great cock which has just come out on the roof
of the palace. And now the round sun himself pops up from behind the
waves of night. Where is the ghost? He is gone! Purple shadows of morn
“slant o’er the snowy sward,” the city wakes up in life and sunshine, and
we confess we are very much relieved at the disappearance of the ghost.
We don’t like those dark scenes in pantomimes.
After the usual business, that Ophelia should be turned into Columbine
was to be expected; but I confess I was a little shocked when Hamlet’s
mother became Pantaloon, and was instantly knocked down by Clown
Claudius. Grimaldi is getting a little old now, but for real humour
there are few clowns like him. Mr Shuter, as the gravedigger, was chaste
and comic, as he always is, and the scene-painters surpassed themselves.
“Harlequin Conqueror and the Field of Hastings,” at the other house, is
very pleasant too. The irascible William is acted with great vigour by
Snoxall, and the battle of Hastings is a good piece of burlesque. Some
trifling liberties are taken with history, but what liberties will not
the merry genius of pantomime permit himself? At the battle of Hastings,
William is on the point of being defeated by the Sussex volunteers, very
elegantly led by the always pretty Miss Waddy (as Haco Sharpshooter),
when a shot from the Normans kills Harold. The Fairy Edith hereupon
comes forward, and finds his body, which straightway leaps up a live
harlequin, whilst the Conqueror makes an excellent clown, and the
Archbishop of Bayeux a diverting pantaloon, &c. &c. &c.
Perhaps these are not the pantomimes we really saw; but one description
will do as well as another. The plots, you see, are a little intricate
and difficult to understand in pantomimes; and I may have mixed up one
with another. That I was at the theatre on Boxing-night is certain—but
the pit was so full that I could only see fairy legs glittering in the
distance, as I stood at the door. And if I was badly off, I think there
was a young gentleman behind me worse off still. I own that he has good
reason (though others have not) to speak ill of me behind my back, and
hereby beg his pardon.
Likewise to the gentleman who picked up a party in Piccadilly, who had
slipped and fallen in the snow, and was there on his back, uttering
energetic expressions: that party begs to offer thanks, and compliments
of the season.
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