Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Then these three passed down toward the sunset statelily. And Gerald,
gazing after them, once more shook his red head. These wise myths seemed
to him in a bad way: it would not be easy to content the more eminent
sages among his future subjects, because these three at least, for all
their wisdom, appeared never to have found out what they wanted.
Gerald shrugged. He, in any event, perfectly well knew what in this
bracing country air he wanted at once. So Gerald went in at once to
supper with his Maya who was such an excellent cook in her plain way.
32.
A Boy That Might As Well Be
“WHAT more is needed,” Maya had asked, “to make this last day with me
pass pleasantly?”
—For this, again, was the very last day which Gerald could possibly
spend in the trim log and plaster cottage. Maya had decided, without any
reticence, that it was high time he attended to whatsoever foolishness
he seemed to think himself committed to, in that disreputable low place
down yonder, and that to keep putting it off in this way looked like
shirking, and that, for her part, she simply could not understand why he
did not get his nonsense over with....
And Gerald said, “It would be nice if we had a son.”
But Maya at once dissented, as, it seemed to Gerald she nowadays
dissented, at least in part, from everything that Gerald proposed.
“No, Gerald,” said Maya. “For you would grow far too fond of him. You
would be foolish about him. You would be unwilling to leave him, you
probably never would leave him. And it would end in your being in my
way, and bothering me in the night season, and being under my feet all
day, for the rest of your life—”
“But I am a god—”
“Yes, Gerald, to be sure, you are. I had forgotten. I apologize. Now, do
not be upset about it! Stop pouting! You are a god, that is quite
understood. You are immortal, you are going to outlive me indefinitely,
and you are going to perform wonders in Antan, and it is all going to be
very nice. I hope so, anyhow. I was only saying it would be much better
for us to have no son.”
But Gerald answered: “Do not keep contradicting me in that maddening
way! If you again fly out at me like that, Maya, you will rouse my
temper. Then I shall rage and roar and, quite possibly, ramp. I will
bluster and speak harshly. I will huff, I will puff, I will blow the
house down. For I insist it would be quite nice if we had a son.”
“Oh, very well, then!” said Maya; and she turned with that sulkiness
which she ever and again displayed—nowadays,—toward a large basket of
magics.
“—I mean, though, once he were old enough. Babies are too limited in
conversation, they are too vocal, and they are too leaky.”
Maya had lifted from an amber basin a small shining lizard. She held it
toward her mouth, breathing softly upon the creature, in the while that
she answered Gerald.
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