Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“I think, myself,” said Maya, “that, since you insist upon having a son,
he might as well be seven or eight years old to begin with.”
Then Maya took off the top of the basket, she reached far into the blue
basket with the hand in which she held the shining lizard, and out of
this basket, clinging to Maya’s hand for support, climbed a freckled
red-haired boy, about eight years old, in blue garments, and having as
yet only one upper front tooth.
“We have now got a splendid son,” said Gerald, contentedly. “But who is
to christen our son? For I shall of course call him Theodorick Quentin,
just as my father and my oldest brother were called.”
The boy was, thus, named Theodorick Quentin Musgrave, and Gerald
delighted in the child. For the Lord of the Third Truth put off once
more his entry into his kingdom....
“I told you so!” said Maya.
“But, really now, my darling, would you have me lacking in all proper
paternal feeling! It is necessary I give the child a fair start in life;
and I ask you, candidly, could any parent discharge that duty, with any
real thoroughness, in less than a week?”
“That, though, is not at all what I said. And for any full-grown man to
be talking such nonsense—”
“So now you see for yourself! Therefore I shall be leaving you both next
Tuesday, and it is quite useless for you to implore me to stay a
half-second longer than that. Besides, I rather like him.”
Yet the child showed peculiarities. For one thing, his tongue had no red
in it, but was formed of perfectly white flesh. When Gerald noticed this
odd fact he said nothing about it, though, because Gerald comprehended
the limitations of gray magic. And for another thing, on the third day
of Theodorick’s existence, Gerald happened to lay aside his rose-colored
spectacles while he was playing with his son. Then the boy was not
there. Gerald shrugged, just in time to avoid shuddering. He replaced
his spectacles, and all was as before, to every freckle and each red
hair.
After that, Gerald wore his spectacles always.
For Theodorick Quentin Musgrave had become very dear to him. No more
than any other father could Gerald rationally explain this dearness or
justify it by any common-sense logic. He only knew that the brat aroused
in him a tenderness which came appreciably near to being unselfish; that
it worried him to have the brat go unchristened in this neighborhood so
full of sorcerers and wizards; that when he touched the brat it pleased
him, for no assignable reason; and that when the brat displayed the
mildest gleam of intelligence, it at once seemed quite brilliant and
profound, and inexpressibly beyond all other people’s children.
For Theodorick noticed everything. And Gerald delighted particularly in
the child’s intelligence and powers of observation, because, since no
sort of cleverness could possibly be inherited from poor dear stupid
Maya, all the boy’s more excellent mental traits were obviously
paternal.
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