Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
IT WAS at this time, toward the middle of June, that Gaston Bulmer
came from Lichfield. Gerald was sitting, as was his daily custom now,
under the chestnut-tree beside the road which led to Antan. He waited
there to engage in conversation the next of his future subjects who
might pass by in that perpetual journeying toward Antan. Gerald, under
this same chestnut-tree, had by this time talked with many such
unearthly wayfarers: and if the rather interesting things they had told
him were all written down, it would make a book unutterably enormous and
utterly incredible.
In such circumstances it was, just after two not unfamiliar mountebanks
had gone by carrying with them the paraphernalia of their Punch and
Judas show, that Gerald noticed a small sulphur-colored cloud sweeping
rapidly from the east. It descended: and when it was near to Gerald, it
unclosed. Gaston Bulmer then stepped, a bit rheumatically, from its
glowing depths, and he laid down a rod of cedar wood tipped with an
apple carved in blue-stone.
There was not in all this anything in itself astonishing, since Gaston
Bulmer was an adept in the arts of which Gerald, in the strange days
before he knew that he was a god, had been a student. But to note how
Gaston had aged in the last week or so was astounding. Yet Gerald, in
any case, was wholly delighted to see again his old friend and
preceptor, and a person who had for so long been virtually his
father-in-law.
Gaston would not come up to the cottage, though, for dinner, because, as
he confessed, he preferred not to encounter Maya. Rather, it was his
wish, and it seemed, indeed, to be his errand, to free Gerald from what
Gaston Bulmer, surprisingly enough, described as the wise woman’s
pernicious magic.
Gerald said: “Oh, bosh! For really now, Gaston, if such nonsense were
not heart-breaking it would be side-splitting. I am inexpressibly
shocked by your hallucination, which is, I trust, of a most transitory
nature. However, let us not discuss my wife, if you please. Instead, do
you tell me how my body is faring.”
So they sat down together under the chestnut-tree. And Gaston Bulmer
answered, “That body, Gerald, since you quitted it, has become a noted
scholar and a man of letters.”
“Ah! ah!” said Gerald, greatly pleased, “so my romance about Dom Manuel
of Poictesme has been completed, and is now being admired everywhere!”
“No, for your body has become, just as I said, a scholar. Scholars do
not write romances.”
“Yet you referred to a man of letters—?”
“Your body is now a rather famous ethnologist. Your body deals with
historical and scientific truths. Your body thus writes large quartos
upon topics to which no romance, howsoever indelicate, could afford to
devote a sentence.”
Gerald fell to stroking that long chin of his. “Still, I recall that the
present informant of my body once informed me there were only two truths
of which any science could be certain.”
“And what were these two truths?”
Gerald named them.
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