Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Gaston said then: “The demon is consistent. For these two are precisely
your body’s scientific specialty. To-day your body writes invaluable
books in which the quaint and interesting customs that accompany an
interplay of these two truths, and the various substitutes for that
interplay, are catalogued and explained, as these customs have existed
in all lands and times. Lichfield to-day is wholly proud of the
scholarship and the growing fame of Gerald Musgrave.”
“I am glad that my body has turned out so splendidly. And I trust that
all goes equally well with your daughter Evelyn?”
“Gerald,” the older man replied, looking more seriously troubled than
Gerald ever liked to have anybody seeming in his company, “Gerald, it is
an unfair thing that your Cousin Evelyn, without knowing it, should be
living upon terms of such close friendship with a demon-haunted body.”
“Ah, so that friendship continues!”
“It continues,” said Gaston, “unaltered. It may interest you, Gerald, by
the way, to hear that your Cousin Evelyn has now a son, quite a fine
red-headed boy, born just a year after you relinquished your body to
that treacherous Sylan.”
Gerald answered affably: “Why, that is perfectly splendid! Frank always
wanted a boy.”
“My son-in-law, in fact, is much pleased. It is about my daughter I was
thinking. It seems to me the situation is hardly fair to her, Gerald.”
Gerald replied: “My body is all of me that she was ever acquainted with,
Gaston. So I fail to perceive that anything is altered.”
“Yet, when I reflect that a beautiful and accomplished and chaste
gentlewoman, Gerald—”
“Ah, ah! But, yes, to be sure! you speak in the time-hallowed terms of
Lichfield. And I really do not know why I interrupted you.”
“—When I reflect that, without knowing it, a gentlewoman is living upon
terms of such close friendship with a mere demon-haunted body—”
“And is, in fact, trusting and giving all?”
“All her friendship and the natural affection of a kinswoman. Yes, that
is a sad spectacle. It is an unsuitable spectacle. So it seems to me
your duty as a Musgrave, and as a Southern gentleman, to return
forthwith to mortal living and to your mortal obligations, and in
particular to the obligations of your life-long friendship with your
Cousin Evelyn.”
Gerald said, for the second time, “Oh, bosh!”
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