Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
The brown man thought that, nowadays, in a comparatively enlightened
nineteenth century, was perhaps the appropriate time for something to be
done about this celestial chameleon. And in any case, he said yet
further, he always enjoyed his little conferences with Freydis, who was
rather a dear—
“So, so!” said Gerald, “you, sir, have previously visited Antan?”
“Oh, very often. For I am the adversary of all the gods of men.”
And Gerald viewed with natural interest the one person who pretended to
know at first-hand anything about Gerald’s appointed kingdom: yet, even
so, if this brown gentleman, as Gerald had begun to suspect, happened to
be the Father of All Lies, there was no real point to questioning him,
inasmuch as you could believe none of his answers.
“—For, I infer,” said Gerald, “that you who travel on the road of gods
and myths are that myth not unfamiliar to my Protestant Episcopal
rearing; and that I have now the privilege, so frequently anticipated
for me by my nearer relatives, of addressing the devil?”
“I retain of course in every mythology, including the Semitic, my
niche,” replied the brown man, “from which to speak to intelligent
persons in somewhat varying voices.”
Then Gaston Bulmer arose, and the aging adept shaped a sign which to
Gerald was unfamiliar.
“I suspect, sir,” said Gaston Bulmer, “that my mother’s father, who was
called Florian de Puysange, once heard the speaking of that voice.”
“It is a tenable hypothesis. I in my day have spoken much.”
“—As did, I believe, yet another forebear of mine, the great Jurgen,
from whom descends the race of Puysange, and who once encountered
someone rather like you in a Druid wood—”
“I cannot deny it. The Druids also knew me. I, who am the Prince of this
world, meet however, as you will readily understand, so many millions of
people during the course of my efforts to keep them contented with my
kingdom that it is not always possible for me to recollect every one of
my beneficiaries.”
“Still,” Gerald said, “you have played in large historical events a
strange high part; you have known all the very best people: and you must
have much of interest to tell me about. You, sir, at least shall dine
with me, since my friend here is obdurate. My wife avoids the usual run
of gods, but to devils I have never heard her voice the slightest
objection. So, if you will do me the honor to accompany me to my
temporary home, in that cottage—”
But the brown man smiled. And he excused himself.
“For your wife and I are not wholly strangers. And the circumstances in
which we last parted were, I confess, a bit awkward. So I really believe
it would be more pleasant, for everyone concerned, for me not to meet
your wife just now. Do you present, none the less, my compliments.”
“And whose compliments shall I tell her that they are?”
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