Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Gerald said, with the slight frown of one who finds trouble uncongenial:
“I am puzzled, my dear friend, by your continued references to all these
years. And I admit that various matters have a bit hindered my technical
and merely formal entry into my kingdom. Yet I shall be leaving Mispec
Moor the instant that this week’s washing is in, on Thursday
afternoon—”
“But, my poor Gerald! you will not go, either forward to Antan or back
to Lichfield, on what you think to be next Thursday. You have lost here
all sense of time, you do not even know that the days you have spent in
this place have counted as four years in Lichfield. I tell you that the
wise woman, with her half-magics and her accursed spectacles, holds you
here bewitched. And I now perceive that nothing whatever can be done for
you, who are ensnared by the most fatal of all the magics of the
wrinkled goddess.”
—To which Gerald, for the third time, replied: “Oh, bosh! No sorceress
has any power over a god. And so completely do you misunderstand my
wife, Gaston, that I must tell you hardly a day passes without her
urging me to hurry on to Antan.”
Gaston Bulmer was still regarding him with that extraordinary and wholly
uncalled-for look of compassion.
“How completely,” he remarked, “she understands you Musgraves! Yes, you
are lost, my poor Gerald.”
“—It follows that your notions are preposterous. Oh, that is not your
fault, my dear fellow, and not for an instant am I blaming you. Your
conduct, from your human point of view, is very right, very friendly,
very proper. So your rather laughable blunder does not offend me in the
least. And if, as you declare, I have lingered here for some four years
as you human beings estimate time, what do four years amount to with an
immortal who has at his disposal all eternity? Come now, Gaston, do you
but answer me that very simple question!”
But Gaston answered only: “You are content. You are lost.”
34.
Ambiguity of the Brown Man
AND Gaston said no more about the matter, because just here their
talking was interrupted. For now, as these two still sat at the
roadside, they were joined by a brown man, dressed completely in neat
brown, who was journeying toward Antan.
“Hail, friend!” said Gerald, “and what business draws you to the city of
all marvels?”
And the brown man, pausing, said that, in point of fact, it was upon a
slight matter of business routine that he desired to consult with Queen
Freydis. All gods, he said, had rather speedily passed downward to
encounter the word which was in the beginning,—for it was thus that the
brown man spoke, very much as King Solomon had spoken,—all gods, that
is, save only one, who so bewilderingly altered his tenets that there
was no telling where to have him.
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