Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
And Gerald listened. He remembered how in the Mirror of Caer Omn he for
a while had been Tannhäuser. Yet it was a queer thing, and a
circumstance which made Gerald suspect time to be changing him, somehow,
who used to be such a tremendous iconoclast, that now this old
rebellious myth,—which represented yet another of Gerald’s discarded
personalities,—appeared to Gerald remarkably over-colored and rather
pitiably foolish. For here was a story which led to wrong conclusions.
It ended by depicting a god at loggerheads with the head of his own
church: and it begot, somewhat inevitably, those loud sneers at the
bourgeois virtues, and those denunciations of people who, after all, had
done nothing worse than to live quiet and common-sense lives which
Tannhäuser was now declaiming, and which to Gerald appeared unutterably
childish. There was no conceivable reason why a well-thought-of pope
should be hobnobbing with and coddling a broken-down old lecher just
come out of a superior brothel. In fact, in reproving Pope Urban so
publicly, Heaven had been, to Gerald’s finding, rather tactless, and had
violated the _esprit de corps_ which ought to be preserved among the
fellow workers in every church. And in any case, Tannhäuser’s present
reflections upon religion were not such as Gerald, now that he had
become a god, could listen to with approval.
Still, Gerald did listen: and Gerald smiled, friendlily enough.
“I know, I know!” said Gerald. “I know, friend, all about you. When you
repented of evil-doing,—and, really, you did take your time about
that,—then you turned hopefully to religion, but, alas! you were
repelled by its ministers. You found them to be human beings subject to
human frailties. You found that—in Heaven’s eyes, anyhow,—even a pope
might make a mistake. And so, quite naturally, you proceeded to drown
the surprise and horror awakened by this discovery in out-and-out
debauchery and in cutting reflections upon all pew-renters. For your
discovery was revolutionary; no doubt the stars were shaken in their
courses, to observe a human being making a mistake; and you also must
have found the spectacle extremely trying. Still, you in this way became
useful to romantic art.”
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