Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Then Gerald said: “Lord, man, but what a following you have had! and
what a number of people have got harmless pleasure out of developing the
discovery which Tannhäuser first made, that inconsistency and
mean-spiritedness may be found among the clergy and the churchgoers! You
will thus continue to be a benefactor of your kind for centuries, I have
not a doubt. Yet I sometimes fancy that inconsistency and
mean-spiritedness may be found even among recognizedly depraved persons
who do not go to any church at all. I find that every religion cows a
number of its devotees into a thrifty-minded practice of generally
beneficent virtues. The average of desirable qualities in the
congregation of every church appears to me, after all, quite perceptibly
higher than is that average among the regular customers of any brothel
or the clients of the public hangman. I do not deny that my discovery
also is, from any æsthetic standpoint, revolutionary. I confess that it
is nowhere represented in romance, as yet, and that no conceivable
realist can ever regard such a grotesque fancy with anything save
loathing. But I believe that some day an intrepid handling of this
daring theme will prodigally repay some very great innovator, and will
become useful to romantic art.”
And Gerald said also: “Moreover, you remain quite invaluable as a
pretext and a palliation whenever youth hungers for its fling. Only, I
must dare point out, my dear sir, that your second century-long fling
was, by the best people, unavoidably, felt to be excessive. All of us,
more or less, have had our flings: even so, a fling needs to be
conducted, and above all to be wound up, with some discretion. It ought
to be high-hearted and lyrical in every feature: it ought especially to
have the briefness of the lyric. And it ought not, no, it really ought
not, to wind up in the Hörselberg. Now I, too, my friend, for example,
have had my fling. But I have had it in a quiet, self-controlled and
gentlemanly way, without overdoing the thing. Thereafter I settled
down,—just temporarily, to be sure, but still I have settled down,—in
no lewd and feverish Hörselberg, but here, where a contented husband
risks no further chance of becoming useful to romantic art.”
“It is possible for one to exist, but not for anybody to live, here!”
replied Tannhäuser, scornfully, as his wild gaze swept over the still
stretches of Mispec Moor.
“Allow me!” said Gerald, with the tiniest of smiles; and he perched his
rose-colored spectacles upon the beaked high nose of Tannhäuser.
There was a pause. And Tannhäuser sighed.
“I see,” said the knight then, “a quiet little home of your own, in the
country, with your wife and with the kiddies, too, I daresay. And with
fresh vegetables, of course, right out of your own garden.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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