Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“We are jealous, within limits,” Maya replied, in the while that she
hospitably refilled his glass with fresh milk. “No woman likes playing
second fiddle, even in the moonstruck brain of a poet. Yet my daughters
know it does no real harm. And if men were not up to something, they
would be up to something else. Besides, it gives them their nonsense to
be romantic over in private, without pestering their poor sweethearts,
and their wives too at first, to be romantic along with them, which is a
thing no nice woman really feels comfortable about—”
But the old gentleman had sighed. “You touch upon a somewhat harrowing
subject. For I fancy that no other luckless being has ever had to cater
to the shifting needs of popular romance so arduously or so variously as
I.”
And Maya now was beaming upon him quite fondly. “Yes, but how clever you
have been about it! In fact, I suppose that nobody anywhere has ever had
a more wonderful career than yours. And it seems only yesterday—does it
not?—that we were all young together in the Garden, and your reputation
was merely local. But you Jews are so adaptable!”
“I was not even a Jew, my dear, to begin with. Perhaps that is why I
never quite got on with them. I was a storm deity of the Midianites. But
the Jews kidnapped me, in some way or another, when I was just a godling
playing happily with my thunderbolts upon the flanks of Sinai.”
“Even so, when I think of what a position you have attained in the best
Christian circles, and of the perfect respectability of the church to
which you now belong, and of all the splendid poetry you have inspired,
and of how generally famous you have become everywhere, I am wholly
proud that you once, when we were both younger”—and Gerald saw that
Maya had colored up rather prettily,—“had other plans for me.”
“You,” said the old gentleman,—who, as Gerald now observed, was really
quite Jewish looking,—“were the first of my disappointments. Yes, I
suppose that in many respects my career has been unusual. Yet it has
ended by placing me in a most awkward position: and nothing ever turned
out in accordance with my plans, somehow.”
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