Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Then the stalwart, white-bearded old gentleman who was dressed as a
bishop spoke of his first family, and of how his descendants through a
son named Isaac went astray. He spoke of his efforts to retain the
affection of his family, through the vigorous methods appropriate to a
storm god. But nothing had seemed to avail. There had been fine plagues
and deluges and captivities and decimations and devastating miracles by
the score. He had sent the swords of Babylon and of Philistia and of
dozens of other kingdoms to slay them, and huge dogs to tear their
corpses, and many birds of prey and all the wild beasts of earth to
devour and to destroy them, without arousing one ray of real affection.
He had laid waste their cities; he had made their widows as the sands of
the sea; he had starved them, and had smitten them with leprosy, and had
burned them with lightnings; he had afflicted them with the most voluble
and pessimistic prophets: he had, in a word, done absolutely everything
he could think of as likely to requicken their waning affection. But the
more he annoyed his descendants, the less they had seemed really to love
him. Upon the heels of every warning, and immediately after each
paternal correction, the survivors of it seemed only the more inclined
to prefer some other patron: and it was all very discouraging.
And of his second son he spoke also. Here he became remarkably vague,
and he talked as if muddled by the whole affair. There had been a great
sacrifice and an atonement, the workings of which the old gentleman
could not pretend to understand. He could not yet say just who had been
put in a more amiable frame of mind by that atonement, since personally
he imagined any father would have found it most distasteful and
upsetting. Anyhow, the affair had resulted in a church with which he had
felt it rather his duty to associate himself. And, awkwardly enough,
after he had thus been persuaded by them formally to commit himself to a
policy of peace and forgiveness and general loving-kindness, his
incomprehensible servants had gone on squabbling and murdering, only
much more often than before, because now they did it on high moral
grounds. They had fought over transubstantiation, and over Greek
diphthongs, and over the respective merits of complete and frontal
baptism, and over infant damnation, and over redemption through faith
alone, and over a number of other recondite matters which no Arabian
storm god, very simply reared in the country during the really formative
years of his life, and with no regular academic training, could well be
expected to understand: and it was all very discouraging.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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