Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
It followed that, when you were once involved in a liaison, your one
salvation was for your co-partner in iniquity to become tired of you,
and to cease dwelling upon the fact that she had trusted you and had
given you all. That remained, of course, by the dictates of Southern
chivalry, at any moment her privilege: but in this case the
inconsiderate woman only grew fonder and fonder of Gerald, and repeated
the dreadful observation more and more frequently.... And it remained,
too, the privilege of the technically aggrieved husband to pick a
quarrel with you, provided only that the grounds of this quarrel in no
way involved a mention of his wife’s name. Then, still by the set rules
of Lichfield’s etiquette, there would be a duel. After the duel you
either were dispiritingly dead or, else, if you happened to be the more
assuredly luckless survivor, you were compelled, merely by the silent
force of everybody’s assumption that a gentleman could not do otherwise,
to marry the widow. To do this was your debt to society at large, in
atonement for having “compromised” a lady, where, bewilderingly enough,
she was unanimously granted never to have been concerned at all. For
never, in either outcome, would the occurrence of anything “wrong” be
conceded, nor would ever the possibility of a lady’s having committed
adultery be so much as hinted at in any speech or act of the chivalrous
gentry of Lichfield.
Meanwhile you were trapped. There was no way whatever of avoiding that
bleated “Oh, and I trusted you! I gave you all!” You were not even
privileged to avoid the woman. It was not considered humanly possible
that you were bored, and upon some occasions frenziedly annoyed, by the
society of a beautiful and accomplished and chaste gentlewoman who
honored you with her friendship. There was, instead, compressing you
everywhere, the tacit but vast force of the general assumption that your
indebtedness to her could not ever be discharged in full. The
deplorable—and sometimes, too, the rather dear—fond woman’s inability
to keep her hands off you was conscientiously not noticed. So your
Cousin Evelyn pawed at you in public without an eyebrow’s going up:
hostesses smilingly put you together: other men affably quitted her side
whensoever you appeared. Her husband was no different: Frank Townsend,
also, genially accepted—in the teeth of whatsoever rationality the man
might privately harbor,—the axiom that “Evelyn and Gerald have always
been such good friends.”
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