Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“But, really, friend, I do not see how you can be an interrogative
pronoun.”
“To a god, and more particularly to a Dirghic god, all incarnations are
possible. There is no reason whatever why I should not be an
interrogative pronoun. It is merely a matter of divine election.”
And the brown man civilly inclined his grave brown head, as he remarked:
“Do you have it your own way! Indeed, my people have very often derived
their deities from less promising locations than the pages of a grammar.
And upon the whole, your epiphany is most gratifying. For I try to keep
my people content: yet it has been lamented, from the beginning, that no
mythology revealed a god who might answer that word which the Master
Philologist speaks to all the gods of men. And so, between despair and
scepticism, those of my people who were so unwise as to exercise their
minds in fields wherein thinking does not make for happiness, have very
long been saying, ‘Who will redeem the goal of all the gods of men from
the Master Philologist?’ Now it appears that this word also has become
flesh; and that this interrogative pronoun Who? stands here before us.
Yes, I consider that quite gratifying; for it is desirable that the
sceptical and the despairing also should be contented, by being
justified in their faith.”
“You quibble,” Gerald replied, “you quibble very tediously and
frivolously, in the divine presence of a god who is about to take over
his appointed kingdom, and to make known that Third Truth which is not
known upon Mispec Moor, where the one teaching is that we copulate and
die.”
“But uncelestial common-sense has always been my failing. So I must tell
you, friend, that it seems to me, now that you have abandoned the
Redeemer’s steed to a small freckled illusion, Antan has nothing to
expect even from the mysterious awfulness of an interrogative pronoun.
And yet, for one, I abandoned the place when your dwarfed deputy
approached it—”
“And you acted wisely, sir,” Gerald replied, with simple dignity. “No
matter how potent may be the impious sorceries of the Master
Philologist, a child has entered into his domain, fearing nothing and
loving all. The fact that the powers of evil cannot prevail against this
conjunction is well known to every citizen of the United States of
America.”
But the brown man still seemed rather moody. “I cannot say.... No, you
and my friend Jahveh have, between you, loosed against Antan a power
which is not of my kingdom. I therefore do not pretend to say what may
come of the experiment. I merely await with lively interest, and at a
reassuring distance, the upshot of this experiment, now that—of all the
beings from beyond Earth’s orbit,—Abdel-Hareth has been deputed to ride
upon the Redeemer’s steed.”
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