Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
So Gerald said only: “You are young. At least, you are living in a young
body. So do you beware! For, so long as you go about the Marches of
Antan in any conveyance so perilous, the lying half-magic of the Two
Truths will beset that young body, and the Princess will await you at
every turn. She will encounter you under many names, for it is true
that, just as you said very long ago, women do vary in their given
names. She will encounter you in varying shapes. But in any case, she
waits for every young romantic everywhere, as a rather lovable and as an
interestingly formed and colored impediment.... I think it, therefore,
highly improbable that you will complete the journey to Antan. I, in any
case, am middle-aged. And I cry, not discontentedly, my personal
farewell to the half-magic of racing pulses and of distended nerves—”
For an instant Gerald was silent. In his old eyes awoke that gleam which
anybody familiar with Gerald would have recognized at once.
“You see,” he continued, with large affability, “while you have been
theorizing, my dear fellow,—oh, very charmingly, and with a
thoroughness which does you credit, great credit,—well, my
investigations meanwhile have taken a rather more practical turn. I am
not, of course, at liberty to speak of my love-affairs out yonder, with
any real explicitness. No, here, as always, _noblesse oblige_. Still, if
you only knew! If you but knew half as much as I do about that droll
escapade with the Lady Sigid of Audierne and her cousin the Abbess!
about what happened to me in the harem of Caliph Mizraim! about Beatrice
and Henriette and Madame Pamela and Vittoria and Elspeth! about the
three girls at the tanner’s! or if you knew the truth as to what her
Majesty and I were about that night we came so near being caught—!”
“I see,” the boy said, rather wistfully. “You have been a devil of a
fellow and a sad rip among the ladies.”
“Oh, dear me, not at all!” said Gerald. And the old fellow now wore the
expression which, sometimes, accompanies a blush. “It is merely that I
have talked a bit too freely. It is only that this rash tongue of mine
was running away with me. So I can but ask you to forget every word I
have uttered. For exalted names ought, really, not to be repeated thus
lightly. I shall therefore say nothing whatever about the eight other
queens with whom my name has been coupled,—with how good reason I, you
understand, must be the last person in the world to admit,—nor about
any of the empresses either. In fact, a great deal of the scandal about
my intimacy with one of them was exaggerated. No: I most certainly must
not voice any indiscretions about dear Caroline. So I merely point
out—without mentioning any names whatever,—that my experience has been
considerable: and I can assure you, my dear fellow, that in the end
these half-magics produce, after all, no very prodigious miracles.”
“But—” said the boy.
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