Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“These flute-players are very ingenious. They will find for you some
suitable instrument. And there will be strange harmonies and much soft
laughter at this festival: each reveller will pour out libations
copiously: cups will be refilled and emptied until dawn. There will be
for you perfumes and rose garlands and the most exquisite of wines and
the most savory of dishes and other delicacies. Due homage will be paid
to Koleos Koleros.”
“Nevertheless,” said Gerald, “there is a phrase which haunts me—”
“That dusky grove of laurels yonder is the hall of this pious feast.
Nothing will be lacking to you at this feast if you attend it with
proper religious exaltation; and you will discover abilities there which
will surprise you.”
“Ah, as to that now, Horvendile—! Yes, I have a man’s proper share of
ability, I have quite enough ability for two persons. Nevertheless,
there is a patriotic phrase which haunts me, and that phrase is _E
pluribus unum_. For I have compunctions, Horvendile, which are
translating that same phrase, a little freely, as ‘One among so many.’”
“It seems to me a harmless phrase even in your paraphrase. More harm may
very well come of the fact that these learned ladies will endeavor to
cajole you out of the divine steed, so that he may be added to their
trained pets—”
“Oh! oh, indeed!” said Gerald. “But that is nonsense. The rider upon
Kalki, and none other, has to fulfil that estimable old prophecy: and a
deal of good such wheedlings will do any woman breathing, with a fine
kingdom like that of mine set against a mere kiss or, it may be, a few
tears!”
“That matter remains to be attested in due time. Meanwhile, I can but
repeat that if you do not render a man’s homage to the ruler of this
place there is no doubt whatever that the slighted goddess will avenge
herself.”
“Sir,” Gerald now replied, with appropriate dignity, “I am, as were my
fathers before me, a member of the Protestant Episcopal church. Is it
thinkable that a communicant of this persuasion would worship a goddess
of the benighted heathen? Do you but answer me that very simple
question!”
“In Lichfield,” Horvendile retorted, “to adhere to the religion of your
fathers is tactful, and in this place also, as in every other place,
tactfulness ought to be every wise man’s religion. Otherwise, you will
be running counter to that which is expected of the descendants of
Manuel and of Jurgen; and you may by and by have cause to regret it.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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