Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
And Gerald said also: “Or, rather, in their so gentle undulations as she
walks unhurriedly away from us, in their so amiable convulsions,—in
their heavings, their twitchings, their ripplings and their
twinklings,—rather, do the bewitching and multitudinous movements of
those silvery spheres resemble, to my half dazzled eyes, the
unarithmeticable smiling of the sunlit sea, to which, as you will
remember, Horvendile, old Æschylos has so finely referred. I feel that I
could compose a not discreditable sonnet to that most beautiful of
backsides. There is nothing more poetical than is the backside of a
naked woman who is walking away from you. Its movements awaken the
yearnings of all elegiac verse.... And I do not doubt, sir, that the
front of this feathery-legged lady is fully as enchanting as the rear.
Yes, I imagine that the façade too has its own peculiar attractions: and
I admit, in a word, that I am tempted to confront her—”
Horvendile glanced toward the woman who alone remained within reach.
“That is Evadne, who in the days of her sea-faring was called Leucosia.
And it is plain enough that she waits for temptation to inflame and to
uplift you into raptures somewhat more practical than all this talking.”
“She waits,” said Gerald, “in vain. At this distance she is a rather
beautiful idea: nearer, she would be only another woman with her clothes
off. Moreover, sir, I am a self-respecting member of the Protestant
Episcopal church: and besides that, as I now perceive, it is of Evelyn
Townsend’s figure that this woman’s half-seen figure reminds me. That
resemblance makes for every sedentary virtue. I have learned only too
well what comes of permitting any female person to trust you and to give
you all. Then, too, I am called to duties of more honor and
responsibility in my appointed kingdom. And for the rest, I prefer to
disappoint these ladies by failing in ardor at such a distance as will
not provoke my blushes. No, Horvendile: no, I am still haunted by that
patriotic phrase _E pluribus unum_; and I shall not just now presume to
render a man’s homage to Koleos Koleros, among quite so many
flute-players. Moreover, you assert that a princess is waiting for me,
to whom I prefer to present the member of another royal house in the
full possession of all faculties. So I do not elect, just now, to share
in these—if you will permit the criticism,—somewhat un-American
methods of religious exercise. I ask, instead, that you conduct me to
the impatient princess about whom you keep talking so obstinately that,
I perceive, there is no least hope of my stopping you.”
It was in this way that Gerald began his journey by putting an affront
upon Koleos Koleros.
PART THREE
THE BOOK OF DOONHAM
“Though a Woman’s Tongue be but Three
Inches Long, It can kill a Six-foot Man.”
7.
Evasherah of the First Water-Gap
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