Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“That will not matter,” said the Princess: and for no reason at all she
laughed.
“—And to live under the water, ma’am, appears a virtually unprecedented
form of royal eccentricity—”
“Ah, but I must tell you, lord of the age, and most obdurate averter
from the desirer of union with him, that very long ago, because of a
girlish infatuation for a young man whose name I have forgotten, I
suffered a fiery downfalling from the Home of the Heavenly Ones, into
the waters of this river. For I had offended my Father (whose name be
exalted!) by stealing six drops of quite another kind of water, of the
water from the Churning of the Ocean—”
“Eh?” Gerald said, “but do you mean the divine Amrita?”
“Garden of my joys, and summit of sagacity,” the Princess remarked, “you
are learned. You have knowledge of heavenly matters, you have traversed
the Nine Spaces. And I perceive that you who travel overburdened with
unresponsiveness upon this road of the gods are yet another god in
disguise.”
“Oh, no, ma’am, it is merely that, as a student of magic, one picks up
such bits of information. I am the heir apparent to a throne, I cannot
honestly declare myself any more than that: and I am upon my way to
enter into my kingdom, but it is not, I am tolerably certain, a
celestial kingdom.”
The Princess was not convinced. “No, my preceptor and my only idol, it
is questionless you are a god, all perfect in eloquence and in grace, a
temptation unto lovers, and showing as a visible paradise to the
desirous. Here, in any event, out of my keen regard for your virtues,
and in exchange for that great gawky horse of yours which reveals in
every feature its entire unworthiness of contact with divine buttocks,
here are the five remaining drops, in this little vial—”
Gerald inspected the small crystal bottle quite as sceptically as the
Princess had regarded his disclaimer of being a god. “Well, now, ma’am,
to me this looks like just ordinary water.”
She placed one drop of the water upon her finger-tip. She drew upon his
forehead the triangle of the male principle, she drew the female
triangle, so that one figure interpenetrated the other, and she invoked
Monachiel, Ruach, Achides, and Degaliel. No student of magic could fail
to recognize her employment of an interesting if uncanonical variant of
the Third Pentacle of Venus, but Gerald made no comment.
After that the Princess Evasherah laughed merrily. “Now, then, companion
of my heart, now that you have promised me that utterly contemptible
horse of yours, I unmask you. For I perceive that you, O my master, more
comely than the moon, are the predestined Redeemer of Antan—”
“That much, ma’am, I already know—”
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