Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
She spoke of how Gerald had visited men sometimes in his present heroic
and elegant form, at other times in the appearance of a contemptible
looking dwarf, and upon yet other occasions as a tortoise and as a boar
pig and as a lion and as a large fish. His taste in apparel seemed as
fickle as his charitableness was firm. For over and over again, the
Princess said, it had been the power of Gerald, as Helper and Preserver,
which had prevented several nations and a dynasty or two of gods from
being utterly destroyed by demons whom Gerald himself had destroyed. It
was Gerald, as he learned now, who had preserved this earth alike from
depopulation and from ignorance, when during the first great flood the
Lord of the Third Truth, in his incarnation as a great fish, had carried
through the deluge seven married couples and four books containing the
cream of earth’s literature: whereas, later, during a yet more severe
inundation, Gerald had held up the earth itself between his tusks,—this
being, of course, in the time of his incarnation as a boar pig,—and
swimming thus, had preserved the endangered planet from being as much as
mildewed.
And Evasherah spoke also of how when Gerald was a tortoise he had
created such matters as the first elephant, the first cow, and the first
wholly amiable woman. He had created at the same time, she added, the
moon and the great jewel Kaustubha and a tree called Parijata, which
yielded whatever was desired of it, and it was then also that
Fair-haired Hoo, the Well-beloved Lord of the Third Truth, had invented
drunkenness. There had been, in all, Evasherah concluded, nineteen
supreme and priceless benefits invented by Gerald at this time, but she
confessed her inability to recall offhand everyone of them—
“It is sufficient,—oh, quite sufficient!” Gerald assured her, with
wholly friendly condescension, “for already, ma’am, it embarrasses me to
have my modest philanthropies catalogued.”
Yet Gerald, howsoever lightly he spoke, was thrilled with not
uncomplacent pride in his past. He was not actually surprised, of
course, because logic had already pointed out that the ruler of Antan
would very naturally be a divine personage with just such a magnificent
past. To be a god appeared to him a rather beautiful idea. So he first
asked what was the meaning of that skull over yonder in the grass: the
Princess explained that it was not her skull, but had been left there by
a visitor some two months earlier: and then Gerald, after having agreed
with her that people certainly ought to be more careful about their
personal belongings, went on with what was really in his mind.
“In any event, ma’am,” he hazarded, with the brief cough of diffidence,
“it seems there have been tender passages between us before this
morning—”
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